New postseason athletic banquet standards delay Bucs banquet

One Buccaneer Place – Tampa – Thursday January 17, 2019 Following Monday night’s reception for the national college football champion Clemson Tigers at the White House, consisting of hamburgers from fast food chains McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King, caterers have been forced to temporarily postpone the Tampa Bay Buccaneers postseason banquet. “After the team went…

Tampa Bay Lightning to crank up Tesla coils

Amalie Arena – Tampa – Friday, 1.18.2019In honor of the late Nikola Tesla, and in a synergy cross-promotion effort with the Elon Musk company “Tesla,” for one night only, Amalie Arena will crank up the intensity of the Tesla coils during the upcoming Lightning game against the Dallas Stars.“We’re excited!” Says Chelsea Molton, long-time lighting…

Additional hate groups apply for giant flag placement along I-75

The giant confederate flag that flies on the I-75 interstate highway near Brandon has been drawing attention for years. Now it’s being noticed by hate groups who want their flags to get similar attention. “Them boys are doing fine work, but if people think they’re the only ones involved in hating people, they’re wrong and…

Tampa Convention Center to host HOM’OCON, largest panhandlers convention in Florida

Tampa Convention Center prepares is preparing for largest traveling panhandler convention, HomoCon. The convention has in previous years attracted over tens of thousands of attendants who assumed it was an LGBTQ convention. “I should have been suspicious when they preferred I pay for admission with a shopping cart full of recyclable cans,” said Lorreinne Kokowski…

Tampa News Force to invade Hot Mess Show on January 30

We’re back and coming in Hot! Join us for the sixth instalment of The Hot Mess Show! We bring the bays best comics & have them do their best 5 minutes of original material, then we make ’em eat the hottest wings known to bowels and watch as they attempt to power through 5 more […]

Drivers Education will officially be replaced with Concealed Carry permit classes and armed self defense classes in Tampa schools

Hillsborough County Commission – Tampa – Monday, 1.14.2019 The Superintendent of the Hillsborough County School system has announced via email, that starting next semester, Drivers Education will officially be replaced with Concealed Carry permit classes and armed self defense classes.  A security guard is waiting on scene. “To my understanding, they’re going to be replacing […]

Downtown Tampa officially declared a “Ghost Town” by the National Ghost Society.

Downtown Tampa – Tampa – Friday, 1.11.2019 The city of Tampa has been officially declared a “Ghost Town” by the National Ghost Society. “There’s many thriving businesses,” Says Jessica Spookington, head haunting expert with the NGS, “However if you go outside, look around, walk down the street, there’s nobody there. You can shout from the…

Hulk Hogan Sues PCSO for unauthorized use of “The Wolfpac”

Pinellas County Famed wrestler and long time Pinellas county resident “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan has filed a lawsuit against the Pinellas County Sheriffs Office for using the name of infamous WCW group “The Wolfpac” for their DUI task force. The Wolfpac was formed in 1998 by Kevin Nash, when the NWO (New World Order) group set…

This years’ Daytona 500 to be a one-shot Drag Race from Daytona to Tampa down I-4

Daytona Racetrack – Daytona – Friday, 1.11.2019 In an attempt to boost viewership, Instead of the traditional 500 laps around the Daytona International Speedway, this years’ Daytona 500 will be a one-shot Drag Race from Daytona to Tampa down I-4. The stunt from NASCAR is being called “awesome” from local fans. “Instead of driving all…

Cross-Bay Ferry to provide new tubing and waterski options

The popular Instagram worthy Cross Bay Ferry announced today due to the overwhelming volume of patrons, new tubing and waterski options will be added. While it only cost $8 to board the 40-minute voyage that zips passengers across the bay, Cross Bay Ferry representative Devon McCrimmers assured me that for $5 he will tie it…