Virgin Mary Spotted in Strippers Asshole

Mons Venus – Tampa – Thursday, 2.7.2019 What some are calling “a miracle” took place last weekend when a portrait of the Virgin Mary presented itself in the form of a stripper’s asshole at the Mons Venus on Dale Mabry. “I was putting my money on the counter, nothing big, just ones to try and…

Tampa Bay History Center to Open “Big Tits” Exhibit

Tampa History Museum – Downtown – Friday, 2.1.2019 The crown-jewel of the downtown area will have a new exhibit opening soon. The Tampa Bay History Center will officially open it’s “Big Tits” Exhibit next Friday.  “It’s our breast idea yet!” Snorts Jack Bennington, Head Curator of the museum. “We really try our best here to […]

Busch Gardens Adds Authentic Modern African Experience to it’s Safari Ride

Busch Gardens – Tampa – Thursday, 1.24.2019 Busch Gardens has installed a new section of it’s safari attraction which will include modern African culture to make the experience feel more authentic and exciting.  Instead of only the animals you’d find roaming the Great Plains, you will now be driven through a war-torn Sierra Leone and […]