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DeSantis Announces Teen Menstrual Blood Collection Program

By Josh Santos | February 7, 2023

In an effort to ban trans youth from playing school sports, teen girls will now be forced to personally supply Florida Governor Ron DeSantis with a vial of menstrual blood every month. “It’s the only way to make sure that no chicks with dicks are taking advantage of the sacred pastime that is school sports,”…

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Tampa Mayoral race to be decided with Hunger Games-style arena battle

By Josh Santos | January 25, 2019

Tampa – City Hall – Friday, 1.25.2019 Citing lack of enthusiasm for the traditional election format, the Hillsborough County Commissions decided that on Tuesday, March 5, all eight eligibly-declared Tampa mayoral candidates will be pitted against each other in arena style battle to decide who will become the next mayor. The special battle-election will be held in…

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