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How to celebrate Tom Brady Retirement Day

Feb 1

Every year since last year, Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback and future NFL Hall of Famer Tom Brady retires on February 1st, ending his legendary and unprecedented career for 40 days. Here are some ways you can get in on the fun and celebrate this annual occasion… QUIT YOUR JOB That’s enough of that. Just walk…

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Bucs are “champions” of the NFC South!

Bucs win 2022 NFC South

Following a 30-24 defeat of the Carolina Panthers today at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have won the NFC South Division and will get a home game in this season’s NFL Playoffs. More accurately, with a current record of 8-8, they most-didn’t-lose the division shared with Carolina, the Atlanta Falcons and…

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Bucs release special edition jersey

Schrodinger

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have unveiled a new jersey for fans to wear during the upcoming 2022 season, which will kick off on Sunday, September 11, against the Cowboys in Dallas, Texas. “It’s a number 12 jersey and pays tribute to not only our own Tom Brady but also Nobel Prize-winning Austrian-Irish physicist Erwin Schrödinger!”…

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Bucs say organizational plan still “right on course”

Bucs Office

Following the retirement of quarterback Tom Brady, Tampa Bay Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht insists that the organization is in exactly the position they anticipated. “We sat down a few years ago and mapped out a detailed plan and I can assure you and all the Bucs fans out there that we are right on…

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Tom Brady Fulfills Child’s Dream of Beating Him with a Bat

Tom Brady allows child to beat him up with a bat

During one of his many unmasked visits to a local children’s hospital, Tom Brady surprised a sick seven-year-old boy by fulfilling his wish of beating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers star quarterback with an aluminum bat. “I was all out of footballs and he wanted me to sign his bat,” said a bruised-up Brady.  The seven-time…

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