Posts Tagged ‘Strawberry Fest’
Strawberry Festival books act for people who hate music
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Read MoreDunking booth clown cancelled
Today is the grand opening of the annual Strawberry Festival, also known as “like the State Fair, only better” but regular visitors may notice a conspicuous absence from this year’s festivities: no dunking booth clown. Scuzzo The Clown, who has been berating carnival goers with insults to frustrate or motivate or both for years, has…
Read MorePlant City man can’t wait to see who wants to go out with him
Devin Fishwith, a single man from Plant City who is not very good at attending concerts, is very excited about impressing a woman with the great tickets he has for an upcoming show. “Man, I can’t wait to see who’s going to be coming with me to this one,” he said. “I’ll tell you that…
Read MoreState Fair Authority says Gasparilla Krewes are ‘pussies’
“…we got livestock to judge, Tilt-A-Whirls to tilt and whirl and Oreos to deep fry. And by God, that’s exactly what we’re gonna do!”
Read MoreStrawberry farmer sad to find out he planted beans instead
Plant City – Tampa – Monday, 2.11.2019 After a long brutal winter that decimated much of his yield in 2017, Plant City farmer Phillip Retchers vowed to make it up by planting the largest strawberry harvest he could. “I had to do everything I could to make up that loss,” says Retchers. “It wasn’t until a…
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