Skip to content

Joe Rogan to Lecture on Quantum Physics at USF

Joe Rogan

Tampa, FL—Joseph Robinette Rogan recently announced that he will be spending the next year as a visiting lecturer of Physics at the University of South Florida. His new comments about Einstein localities and hidden variables have brought controversy to the new hire.  “Listen, man, what I care about are Einstein localities. Have you heard about…

Read More

Someone farted in the break room—Was It Eric Garcetti?

Break Room

Tampa Bay, FL—Around 12:30pm EST, Kyle Majorie walked into the break room to microwave fish.“I want it to smell up the place. Let’s people know who’s boss. I am boss.” Mr. Majorie is not the boss. The boss, Mr. John Kelly, was out for the day on very serious business (Déjà vu Showgirls could not…

Read More