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Boost Tampa News Force with Matt Gaetz Endorsement





Hi. I’m Clark Brooks, the Senior Supreme Executive Premium Content Editor for Tampa News Force. If you’re reading this, you’re probably already aware that we publish fresh satire content daily as well as produce films, video sketches, live shows and more.

And if you’re not reading this, what the hell are you doing?

We’re highly successful but we could be even more highlier successfuller. We believe that an endorsement from youth activities enthusiast and former congressman Matt Gaetz is what we need to get us to the next level, whatever that is, and now that he’s on Cameo, that can actually happen! It would help us tremendously but it would help him even more, since he obviously needs money after quitting a job in order to get another job that he didn’t get. How else is he going to afford basic living expenses, forehead reduction surgery or anything else you’d pay for via Venmo?

It's a party with the USAG!

That’s why we’ve launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise the money needed to hire him to abandon any pretense of having principles and shill for promote us. In the highly unlikely event that he declines the opportunity to pocket a cool half a rack by saying a few nice things about Tampa News Force and how we’re right about everything we’ve ever said about him, we’ll donate the money to Metropolitan Ministries, an organization that provides on behalf of those in need throughout the Tampa Bay Area. That includes anything the campaign raises above and beyond the $500.

Please help us help Matt help us by contributing what you can. Happy Holidays!

Clark Brooks

About Clark Brooks

Senior Supreme Executive Premium Content Editor for Tampa News Force. Comedian, writer and ordained minister. ClarkBrooks.com. Bluesky: @ClarkBrooks | Instagram:@ClarkBrooks54

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