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TAMPA, FL – During an exclusive interview with TNF, Brad Ormond, 28, disclosed that he had sex last night. The following is a transcript of that interview.

SH – “So, Brad, you said you had something you wanted to get off your chest?”
BO – “Yeah bro. You know that chick I was talking to at the bar last night?”
SH – “No. I didn’t go to the bar with you last night. We’ve actually never hung out.”
BO – “I fucked her.”
SH – “Uh, nice. Did anything weird happen?”
BO – “Nah, man. Just wanted to let you know I got pussy.”
SH – “Well alright then. I’ll alert the media.”
BO – “You do that boiii!!!!”

The woman Brad slept with could not be reached for comment.

Sean Harper

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