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Writers strike not expected to impact Tampa News Force
The looming strike by the Writers Guild of America (WGA) will have a major affect on the film and television industries in Hollywood but is not expected to have any impact on Tampa News Force (TNF) at all. “First of all, we’re not members of the Guild,” said TNF Labor Services spokesperson Kevin ‘Kevvy Kev’…
Read MoreTaylor Swift, new owner of Tampa News Force, encourages people to follow Tampa News Force
Taylor Swift, famous pop-star and current artist who cancelled her Saturday night performance in Tampa, has become the new owner of Tampa News Force after deciding during the litigation against TNF, that she, “actually really liked it.” And “Thought it was hilarious.” Her new feelings come only days after her initial reaction to an article…
Read MoreHep C carrier presents reasonable argument against existence of LGBTQ+ people
A 52-year-old Michigan man who insists on being referred to as a “kid” dislikes the fact that there are people who identify as LGBTQ+, a term that embraces diverse sexual and gender identities, such as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and more, because it’s unpatriotic or something. Disturbingly, this has become an increasingly popularly-held opinion…
Read MoreOffice manager’s duties comprised almost entirely of administrating break room
Jeanene Rabbitowitz of Tampa is the office manager for Company Inc, a large business company in downtown Tampa, but is mostly responsible for writing memos posted to the refrigerator in the office’s break room. “I don’t know what else she does,” said Roger Kern, an employee. “If I need pens or post-it notes I just…
Read MoreTampa International Airport expanding yet again
In light of recent reports that indicate that Chinese spy balloons flying over the continental United States are a more common occurrence than previously believed, Tampa International Airport is taking steps to accommodate the additional air traffic. “It’s really more of a safety concern than anything else,” said airport spokesperson Eleanor Nipplemyer. “Apparently there’s a…
Read MoreHow to make 6 figures in 6 seconds!
If you want to make hundreds of thousands of dollars in mere seconds, look no further than slot machines! Within 6 seconds you can make 6 figures. That’s how easy it is! All you need is luck! This is less of a news article and more of a philosophical think-piece. You think about it. And…
Read MoreMan caught putting stickers on eggs at Publix
A man was spotted placing stickers saying “I DID THAT” with a picture of President Joe Biden on them on cartons of eggs at the Publix grocery store at 2724 W. Hillsborough Avenue in Tampa yesterday. “Hey, get out of here! You can’t do that!” said a grocery bagger at the store. “Why the hell…
Read MoreHetero Normative Oxygen Bar Opens in Apollo Beach
In a move that has shocked and outraged many members of the LGBTQ+ community, a new business called the “Hetero Normative Oxygen Bar” has opened its doors in the heart of Apollo Beach. The establishment, which bills itself as a “safe space for straight people,” offers a variety of oxygen-infused air mixtures, each designed to…
Read MoreTampa man regrets ending year on sour note with boss
A full day after an unfortunate incident at his job, Ronald Robertson, a clerk at ClerkCo’s home office in downtown Tampa, was still feeling remorse to the point of being in a state of mild shock. “I just can’t believe it,” he said. “I had my shot and I blew it. There’s no excuse and…
Read MoreBeer Can Building no longer branded as Sykes
The Beer Can Building, the iconic 454-foot-tall cylindrical skyscraper in downtown Tampa is no longer branded with Sykes Enterprises, which means people who were calling it the Sykes Building can go back to calling it the Beer Can Building. Sykes Enterprises was sold to a global customer service company based in Miami, the Sitel Group,…
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