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Florida Announces Free Trans Youth Summer Camp

As part of the new Parental Rights Act, the Florida Legislature celebrated the opening of a special campground for trans children.  “This new program is going to help us finally eradicate the woke plague that is infecting the TikTok youth,” said Florida Governor, Ron DeSantis. Students in the Florida public school system will be subject…

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Student prank calls teacher a hundred million times

8-year-old Todd Testerton earned the admiration of classmates at Roosevelt Elementary School in Tampa by deftly executing a brilliant prank on teacher Helen Kwirth. “I found her home phone number and I called her at least a hundred million times,” said Testerton. “I just kept calling and when she answered I hung up. Over and…

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Florida implements women’s health education initiative

Storytime with Stan

In response to negative feedback directed toward his proposed new legislation that would ban discussion of menstrual cycles and other human sexuality topics in elementary grades, Republican Representative Stan McClain from Ocala has proposed something of a compromise. “Fine. I’ll talk to them about it,” he said. “Welcome to ‘Storytime with Stan’.” As written by…

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