Entertainment
Tampa News Force congratulates Dewayne Hill, the greatest entertainer in the history of Tampa Bay
The results are in on the 2022 Creative Loafing Best of the Bay Awards and Tampa News Force did not win in the category of Best Experimental Act (that honor going to Abortion Twins, whom we tried to warn you about) but we’re not bitter about that at all. Why would we be? It’s your…
Read MoreUnmonitored drag strips in Tampa
If you live in Tampa you’ve thought about drag racing. These are the best strips to drag on which are the least monitored. RuPaul’s RuPaul’s Drag Race is one of the best places to drag race. It’s got lights and a sturdy stage, you will really like it. East 56th street and Montcler Lane This…
Read More3 Tampa cops who let you hold their gun
Brian Wilkerson Officer Wilkerson is very cool about letting people hold his gun. He usually patrols around the Downtown/Channelside area, he’s got a thick, brown, mustache. If you see him just say, “Hey Wilkerson! Can I hold the steel for a moment?” Odds are he will be cool about it and let you hold his…
Read MoreWhere are they now: The Island Boys
Here at Tampa News Force, we like to keep tabs on our favorite celebs in a feature we call, “Where are they now: (Insert name here)”. In this week’s edition, we’re checking in with those lovable scamps, The Island Boys! What are they doing? What have they been up to since the last time we…
Read MoreTop Five Secret Cruise Ship Amenities
Between the sight-seeing, the food, the pampering, the entertainment, the activities and so much more, there’s a lot to love about taking a cruise. But did you know there are amenities you didn’t even know about? Obviously not, otherwise you would have known about them. That won’t be a problem for you anymore, though. Because…
Read MoreYbor nightclub hires lavatory lector
“BUS”, a new night club recently opened in Ybor City is introducing a customer service feature they hope will help them stand out from their competitors. “Hello. My name is Hector. Hector the Lector,” says an elderly Cuban man, introducing himself to me. “Hi. So, you’re like a restroom attendant?” I said, to which he…
Read MoreFBI raid on Mar-a-Lago expected to yield catastrophic damage to comedy audiences
Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home was raided by the FBI. This is horrific news for anyone who has to sit through an open mic this week. An unprecedented step by federal law enforcement—executing a search warrant on a former President’s home—will unfortunately kick off a series of mind-numbingly precedented events: hacky Trump jokes by local standup…
Read MoreApple adds abortion emoji
Due to abortions’ increase in relevance, the new Apple IOS update will include 16 new emojis, including 3 abortion ones. The head of Apple’s iPhone emoji development team, Jack Kingoff, was quoted in a public relations meeting saying, “People need better ways to communicate delicate issues going on in their lives, and we’ve created the…
Read MoreMons Venus discontinues attractive, young entertainers
Following what has become an established-but-annoying business trend, Tampa’s world famous Mons Venus “gentleman’s club” has announced that they will no longer offer young attractive women for the sake of providing entertainment to club patrons. “Yeah, we know people are going to be disappointed because the hot strippers were very popular, but we just can’t…
Read MoreLocal rando opens for Kendrick Lamar
Some random dude opened for rapper, songwriter, and record producer Kendrick Lamar, frequently cited as one of the most influential artists of his generation, at a concert last night at Amalie Arena in Tampa. The guy directly called the arena yesterday and asked to open for the 14-time Grammy Award winning artist in town as…
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