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Historic Tampa landmark finally being refurbished
What looks like paint samples have appeared on the south wall of the abandoned Wendy’s at 2036 North Dale Mabry, indicating that it will be refurbished, repurposed and reopened to the public in the not too distant future, delighting local residents. The old fast food hamburger place nestled between the Mons Venus strip club and…
Read MoreClearwater man might be too ok with wife’s relationship with gay friend
“They’re constantly play-wrestling and stuff. I’d be nervous if Roberto weren’t gay! Sometimes he slaps her on the ass, tells her how much he likes her tits and calls her a bitch which is something gay guys do all the time, I guess. I could never do that!”
Read MoreTampa man says new Victoria’s Secret Angels are not up-to-par
Mark McFulmph of Tampa is really disappointed with the re-branding of lingerie retailer Victoria’s Secret’s image. “These aren’t Angels. They’re like the opposite of angels, whatever that is,” he said. “Demons, I guess. Unsexy demons.” The company announced last Wednesday that it was abandoning their “Angels” campaign, which featured fashion models who wore the brand’s…
Read MoreTop 10 things to do instead of cocaine
Experiencing a crash after your boss said no more cocaine in the office? Because he wants to revamp the work environment around here to be more “professional?” Like professionals don’t do cocaine. How do you think Elon Musk created a space company at age 31? Here’s 10 things to do instead of cocaine! Poptarts Poptarts…
Read MoreLIFE IS GREAT!!
Life is brILLIANT! There are infinitely inspiring and fun activities to do, cool people to meet and connect with, projects to accomplish while working together with others in meaningfully artistic human ways! I know it’s cliche, but it really is true— YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! !!
Read MoreClearwater woman unsure how to observe Memorial Day
Hannah Aumel of Clearwater has been agonizing since Friday over how to observe today’s Memorial Day holiday. “I’ve been told we’re not supposed to say, ‘Happy Memorial Day’”, she says. “It’s not a celebratory occasion. I get that. But are we supposed to sit around and be sad all day? That’s a sucky alternative”. She…
Read MoreLocal talk radio caller comes up with own nickname
Gary Ulng, a fan of local talk radio programming has come up with his own nickname for the purpose of being identified when he calls in. “You probably know me better as Seminole Gary”, says Ulng, who I’d never heard of and didn’t go to Florida State. “It’s just what everyone calls me.” “Nobody calls…
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