Skip to content

Cocaine: only business in St. Pete not yet gentrified


St.Pete has been exploding over the last decade. What used to be a hotbed for local businesses has slipped into the grasp of investment firms. The city has had a make over that rivals Bruce Jenner, by that I mean the city has cut its dick off. “The minute I saw white girls walking down the 600 block not terrified, I knew change was coming” says a dude with a faux hawk. We all saw it coming, our city was gentrified but one business remains untouched, COCAINE! Shits still averaging 40 for the G and as gas as ever!