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Democrat optimistic about odds against him
The Loftvue – Hillsborough County – Monday, 7.15.19After waking up and smoking pot, Democrat Eustace Mercado fixed himself up a microwaved breakfast biscuit and began watching CNN on his television. “I work just enough hours a week to afford rent, cable and enough pot to keep me in this endless cycle,” said Mercado who admitted…
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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
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Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
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Temple Terrace Man’s Land Seized in Florida Great Outdoors Initiative
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…
Here at Tampa News Force, we receive feedback via comments posted to the stories we publish every day, and most of them, surprisingly or not, are quite complimentary. We don’t publish a majority of them because, well, they’re probably generated from artificial intelligence (AI) bots and coming from sources that have some level of malicious…
The South Tampa Young Republicans Club has booked a band to play at their annual Funky Fall Fling tomorrow night at Botchello’s Authentic Italian Yet Somehow Not Excessively Ethnic Bistro. “This year, we’re pleased to welcome all the way from El Paso, Texas – at least that’s what’s on their paperwork, ha ha – The…
