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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists

How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️

DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…

Nick Fuentes Receives Thanks

By Clark Brooks | November 11, 2024

It’s nice that other men are reaching out

Sports

Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training

When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…

Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium

Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️

Rays Fan Bluff Called

By Clark Brooks | November 16, 2024

No trips across those pesky bridges THIS season, Tampa-based Rays fans! ⚾️🧢

Joe Biden Gives Up Baby’s Blood For Lent

By John Jacobs | July 30, 2024

How are you observing this occasion?

Tampa Woman’s Misinterpretation of French Art Ruins Her Enjoyment of Competitive Swimming

By Clark Brooks | July 29, 2024

Were you offended? 🇫🇷🇺🇸🎨

Florida Man Turns Rifle Into Fleshlight

By John Jacobs | July 29, 2024

Sometimes you have to make do 🔫

New “Freedom Summer” Traffic Signs Coming to Tampa Bay

By Clark Brooks | July 28, 2024

These should either help or ruin your morning commute 🚦🚗🚙🏎️

Tampa Christian Man Relieved to Not Have to Vote Anymore

By Clark Brooks | July 27, 2024

What a labor saver this will be! 🗳️

5 Tampa secrets your parents don’t want you to know about

By John Jacobs | July 27, 2024

What are some things you don’t know? 🤷‍♀️🤷

Ohio Senator Has to Apologize Again

By Clark Brooks | July 26, 2024

Ever been to Brocaro’s when you’re hungry? It’s pretty great. 🥪

The Rays Should Sign Brett Phillips

By Clark Brooks | July 26, 2024

This is a no-brainer ⚾️

How to Vote Twice in the Presidential Election, Fast and Easy

By John Jacobs | July 26, 2024

It’s your duty to win this thing for your side! 🗳️🗳️

Tampa Man Still Has Prime Day Decorations On Display

By Clark Brooks | July 25, 2024

In spite of online mega retailer Amazon’s ersatz retail sales holiday “Prime Day” ending a week ago, Tampa’s Brian Grubhubber still has his decorations on full display and has no plans to take them down. “I just love Prime Day so much,” he said, standing next to a pile of Amazon packages presented festively in…