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Leaf blowers now outnumber leaves in Tampa Bay
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Hannah Aumel of Clearwater has been agonizing since Friday over how to observe todayâs Memorial Day holiday. âIâve been told weâre not supposed to say, âHappy Memorial Dayââ, she says. âItâs not a celebratory occasion. I get that. But are we supposed to sit around and be sad all day? Thatâs a sucky alternativeâ. She…
âI mean, I never served in the military. For that matter, I’ve never even been in any kind of situation where I might have to sacrifice anything for the sake of others. Now, after seeing examples set by various people around the country reacting to various quarantine restrictions, I’m so thankful for those who did make sacrifices, knowing that they did so with the intent of letting me do whatever I want!â
Two months ago, Paul’s Husband appeared to simply be a typical American man. He had a wife, three kids, a stable 9-5 job as an insurance agent, and a house with a beautiful dock on the banks of Lake Magdalene. Only Paul knew of the horrific conflict that was taking place within him. Only he…
Governor Ron DeSantis recently announced that handling Florida’s COVID-19 crisis has left him lost and confused, and effective immediately he will be stepping down as governor to become a Social Media “baddie.” Governor DeSantis claimed that being the governor was extremely stressful and it wasnât for him anymore. He has since created an OnlyFans account…
Gary Ulng, a fan of local talk radio programming has come up with his own nickname for the purpose of being identified when he calls in. âYou probably know me better as Seminole Garyâ, says Ulng, who Iâd never heard of and didnât go to Florida State. âItâs just what everyone calls me.â âNobody calls…
Special report from special free-lance correspondent Stephanie Powers (not that one) special on behalf of Tampa News Force When the âStay at Homeâ orders were first placed, the thought of being quarantined with her husband and two children caused 39-year-old Jennifer McKinney of Weatchase to panic. âWe donât spend much time with each other, we…
Earlier today, as in just a second ago, local news media outlet (the best one really, if weâre being honest), Tampa News Force published an article (this one) with an obscene word displayed prominently in the headline. âAn explicit headline was recently attached to an article about attaching an explicit headline to an article. We…
“In spite of what the media says, it wasn’t all hi-jinks and shenanigans, the likes of which you might find on a network sitcom that aired for six seasons and maybe a movie.”
“I just needed to get away for a few days. I love the beach and my son Jesus lives over in Tampa”