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Memorial Day Weekend

Clearwater woman unsure how to observe Memorial Day

By Clark Brooks | May 24, 2020

Hannah Aumel of Clearwater has been agonizing since Friday over how to observe today’s Memorial Day holiday. “I’ve been told we’re not supposed to say, ‘Happy Memorial Day’”, she says. “It’s not a celebratory occasion. I get that. But are we supposed to sit around and be sad all day? That’s a sucky alternative”. She…

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West Tampa man has greater appreciation of freedom, due to COVID-19

By Clark Brooks | May 23, 2020

“I mean, I never served in the military. For that matter, I’ve never even been in any kind of situation where I might have to sacrifice anything for the sake of others. Now, after seeing examples set by various people around the country reacting to various quarantine restrictions, I’m so thankful for those who did make sacrifices, knowing that they did so with the intent of letting me do whatever I want!”

Man Leaves Family to Live with Gators

Tampa man leaves family to live with alligators; is surprisingly not eaten

By Sean Harper | May 22, 2020

Two months ago, Paul’s Husband appeared to simply be a typical American man. He had a wife, three kids, a stable 9-5 job as an insurance agent, and a house with a beautiful dock on the banks of Lake Magdalene. Only Paul knew of the horrific conflict that was taking place within him. Only he…

Ron Desantis arrested for stealing from fruit truck

Governor DeSantis creates an OnlyFans

By Nate Roscoe | May 21, 2020

Governor Ron DeSantis recently announced that handling Florida’s COVID-19 crisis has left him lost and confused, and effective immediately he will be stepping down as governor to become a Social Media “baddie.” Governor DeSantis claimed that being the governor was extremely stressful and it wasn’t for him anymore. He has since created an OnlyFans account…

Local talk radio caller comes up with own nickname

By Clark Brooks | May 20, 2020

Gary Ulng, a fan of local talk radio programming has come up with his own nickname for the purpose of being identified when he calls in.  “You probably know me better as Seminole Gary”, says Ulng, who I’d never heard of and didn’t go to Florida State. “It’s just what everyone calls me.” “Nobody calls…

Quarantined family might actually like each other

By TNF | May 19, 2020

Special report from special free-lance correspondent Stephanie Powers (not that one) special on behalf of Tampa News Force When the “Stay at Home” orders were first placed, the thought of being quarantined with her husband and two children caused 39-year-old Jennifer McKinney of Weatchase to panic. “We don’t spend much time with each other, we…

Nose Picking Drivers Will Be Facing A New Set of Challenges

Nose Picking Drivers in danger under new law

By Jon Griffiths | May 19, 2020

You might want to think twice next time you’re driving and feel the urge to go mining for green gold, a new law goes into effect June 1st that could “stick” you with a hefty fine or you even find yourself behind bars if you’re caught. A stern message was sent yesterday by the Hillsborough…

Tampa News Force publishes fucking profanity in headline

By Clark Brooks | May 18, 2020

Earlier today, as in just a second ago, local news media outlet (the best one really, if we’re being honest), Tampa News Force published an article (this one) with an obscene word displayed prominently in the headline. “An explicit headline was recently attached to an article about attaching an explicit headline to an article. We…

Mayor Mel Jurado

Embattled Temple Terrace ex-mayor defends administration

By Clark Brooks | May 15, 2020

“In spite of what the media says, it wasn’t all hi-jinks and shenanigans, the likes of which you might find on a network sitcom that aired for six seasons and maybe a movie.”

Bible 2

God Vacations at St. Pete Beach, Announces Bible 2

By Katy Style | May 15, 2020

“I just needed to get away for a few days. I love the beach and my son Jesus lives over in Tampa”