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Tom's New Crib

Tom Brady purchases second Tampa residence

By Clark Brooks | May 14, 2020

“The place on Davis Island is great. It’s better than great. It’s fantastic!”, he says. “Well, you know; I had you over for a tour. But it’s pretty hard to get any rest or relaxation there.”

RIck Scott Unveils New Benefits in Speech

Rick Scott Promises Funeral Benefits to Essential Workers

By Chingy Lopez | May 14, 2020

As part of a comprehensive package to take care of essential workers in the state of Florida, Senator Rick Scott promises to personally consume the decomposed bodies of any essential worker that dies while fighting COVID-19. “I’ll eat that shit whole,” said Senator Rick Scott. “If you are a Floridian, and you are dying, call…

Ladies working out at a restaurant

St. Pete restaurant offers free weights, squat rack for customers waiting on their food

By Chingy Lopez | May 12, 2020

While many people are itching to get back to the gym, one Downtown St. Petersburg restaurant is hoping to fill you up after re-racking their weights.  Beginning today, customers who place their orders at The German Knodle will be allowed to get a few reps in while hanging out in the new waiting area stocked…

Florida Teen Calls In Bomb Threat to Own Home

Florida Teen Arrested for Calling Bomb Threat to Own Home Because of Online Learning

By Chingy Lopez | May 11, 2020

One teen is in custody today after the Tampa Police Department announced that they had received a call about a bomb inside a home in Carrolwood. Investigators say the call came from inside the home and was made by the teen in an attempt to get out of a very hard multiple-choice exam that was…

Uber Eats driver is most trusted healthcare professional in Tampa Bay

By Clark Brooks | May 9, 2020

A recent poll of consumer satisfaction trends indicates that Ryan Milger, a delivery driver for Uber Eats, is considered the most trustworthy healthcare professional in the Tampa Bay region. “You can’t trust doctors and nurses these days,” says Beverly Rimsworth of Dunedin. “Doctors make money from people being classified as being sick. Food delivery drivers…

Ron Desantis arrested for stealing from fruit truck

Governor Ron DeSantis Announces Plan To Open Them Cheeks

By Chingy Lopez | May 8, 2020

During a press conference today, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced his plan to slowly open them cheeks and get in that thing. “Some guy named Fatty on twitter made fun us and called us anon edge lords on Twitter,” said DeSantis speaking from the point of view of Tampa News Force. “It really hit close…

Racist in Tampa Bay are rejoicing

Tampa-area Republicans Celebrate Lack of Information

By Chingy Lopez | May 6, 2020

Citing liberal bias and the expensiveness of having to pay to read things people are taking pay cuts to write, Republicans around the Tampa Bay area rejoiced as they heard the news that their only local paper had to lay off some staff. “I hope the whole damn thing gets shut down and we all…

Panhandlers in Florida are Uniting!

Business savy panhandler creates union

By Jon Griffiths | May 5, 2020

As the world braces for the economic aftermath of a major pandemic a group of Tampa panhandlers unionize to better prepare themselves. long time crack user and panhandler Kenneth Stevens who is known by Bong Water on the street had a vision of an organization that could help keep panhandling alive despite the lack of “spare…

Local CEO disappointed in quarantined employees lack of initiative

By Clark Brooks | May 2, 2020

Carl Pliggs, president and CEO of Pliggs Business Ventures Inc. in Clearwater is deeply disappointed in the level of initiative displayed by his staff working from home during the current quarantine lockdown. “We have Zoom meetings twice a week, which I always end by dropping an obvious hint and not one of them has ever…

Ghost of Lee Roy Selmon Hired by the Buccaneers

Bucs sign ghost of Lee Roy Selmon

By Jon Griffiths | April 30, 2020

In a press conference earlier today Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht confirmed the team is currently in talks with the spirit of former Buccaneer and crosstown expressway namesake, Lee Roy Selmon, to replace Todd Bowles as Defensive coordinator in an obvious effort to once again shock the city by negotiating yet another seemingly impossible placement…