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Schadenfreude still more popular leisure activity than Pickleball
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Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
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Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Local and Community
Leaf blowers now outnumber leaves in Tampa Bay
What would it sound like around here without these things operating at all hours in every neighborhood?
“The place on Davis Island is great. It’s better than great. It’s fantastic!”, he says. “Well, you know; I had you over for a tour. But it’s pretty hard to get any rest or relaxation there.”
As part of a comprehensive package to take care of essential workers in the state of Florida, Senator Rick Scott promises to personally consume the decomposed bodies of any essential worker that dies while fighting COVID-19. “I’ll eat that shit whole,” said Senator Rick Scott. “If you are a Floridian, and you are dying, call…
While many people are itching to get back to the gym, one Downtown St. Petersburg restaurant is hoping to fill you up after re-racking their weights. Beginning today, customers who place their orders at The German Knodle will be allowed to get a few reps in while hanging out in the new waiting area stocked…
One teen is in custody today after the Tampa Police Department announced that they had received a call about a bomb inside a home in Carrolwood. Investigators say the call came from inside the home and was made by the teen in an attempt to get out of a very hard multiple-choice exam that was…
A recent poll of consumer satisfaction trends indicates that Ryan Milger, a delivery driver for Uber Eats, is considered the most trustworthy healthcare professional in the Tampa Bay region. “You can’t trust doctors and nurses these days,” says Beverly Rimsworth of Dunedin. “Doctors make money from people being classified as being sick. Food delivery drivers…
During a press conference today, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced his plan to slowly open them cheeks and get in that thing. “Some guy named Fatty on twitter made fun us and called us anon edge lords on Twitter,” said DeSantis speaking from the point of view of Tampa News Force. “It really hit close…
Citing liberal bias and the expensiveness of having to pay to read things people are taking pay cuts to write, Republicans around the Tampa Bay area rejoiced as they heard the news that their only local paper had to lay off some staff. “I hope the whole damn thing gets shut down and we all…
As the world braces for the economic aftermath of a major pandemic a group of Tampa panhandlers unionize to better prepare themselves. long time crack user and panhandler Kenneth Stevens who is known by Bong Water on the street had a vision of an organization that could help keep panhandling alive despite the lack of “spare…
Carl Pliggs, president and CEO of Pliggs Business Ventures Inc. in Clearwater is deeply disappointed in the level of initiative displayed by his staff working from home during the current quarantine lockdown. “We have Zoom meetings twice a week, which I always end by dropping an obvious hint and not one of them has ever…
In a press conference earlier today Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht confirmed the team is currently in talks with the spirit of former Buccaneer and crosstown expressway namesake, Lee Roy Selmon, to replace Todd Bowles as Defensive coordinator in an obvious effort to once again shock the city by negotiating yet another seemingly impossible placement…