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Bridgerton

Did you catch this Tampa reference in Bridgerton?

By John Jacobs | July 3, 2022

Tampa was mentioned in an episode of Bridgerton and it’s driving Tampa residents wild. In episode 6 of Bridgerton’s 2nd season, A conversation takes place between Queen Elm and Billy Bridgerton in the royal castle. During the chat, at one point the queen gets heated and tells Billy to leave the quarters to which he…

Breaking News

Kavanaugh Fleshlight

Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh stops cleaning out fleshlight

Through the Freedom of Information act, a schedule of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanugh’s recent visits to the urologist have been released. The nature of…

FLOTUS loves TNF

First Lady coming to Florida!

A while back last year, First Lady Jill Biden (FLOTUS for short) and Dr. Anthony Fauci visited Tampa and we submitted a request for press…

ScottBat

Rick Scott Touts New Abortion Alternative

By Josh Santos | June 25, 2022

“Today life wins!” Said Senator Rick Scott in a speech to supporters.  “Sweet precious, delicious life.” He added, followed by a direct message to women seeking abortions. “If you are thinking of having an illegal abortion, call me and I’ll show up to eat your fetus.”  Senator Scott then provided his personal cell phone number.…

Sports

Garrison Channel fish is sad that Lightning won’t three-peat

A fish that lives in Garrison Channel behind Amalie Arena is very disappointed to learn that the Tampa Bay Lightning lost 2-1 to the Colorado…

Lightning at the airport

Lightning head to Colorado early to acclimate to high altitude

The Tampa Bay Lightning left for Denver yesterday, two days early in order to adjust to the higher altitude prior to Game 5 of the…

Help Brady

How to help Tom Brady

By John Jacobs | June 30, 2022

To ensure Tom Brady has the best opportunity to win a Super Bowl again in Tampa, follow these tips to help him live the most productive and comfortable life possible. Do not drive on the road between 4-9 AM Tom likes early morning workouts, and to guarantee he doesn’t have to deal with any traffic,…

Arts and Entertainment

Jan 6 hearings

Gulfport man says new season of courtroom TV show not as good as last one

Steve Meence of Gulfport says that the new season of the courtroom TV show he watches every day does not live up to the standard…

Cowell Pigs

Simon Cowell judges Strawberry Festival pig race

America’s Got Talent judge, Simon Cowell, guest judged a Strawberry Festival pig race this year, leaving audiences thoroughly entertained. His appearance came as a surprise…

Bridgerton

Did you catch this Tampa reference in Bridgerton?

By John Jacobs | July 3, 2022

Tampa was mentioned in an episode of Bridgerton and it’s driving Tampa residents wild. In episode 6 of Bridgerton’s 2nd season, A conversation takes place between Queen Elm and Billy Bridgerton in the royal castle. During the chat, at one point the queen gets heated and tells Billy to leave the quarters to which he…

Government

DeSantis not sure what to do about Juneteenth

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is experiencing anxiety in anticipation of the upcoming Juneteenth holiday, which takes place on June 19th and commemorates the anniversary date…

13th Amendment

Supreme Court plans to overturn 13th amendment

A leaked document has revealed that the Supreme Court justices plan on voting to overturn the 13th amendment and legalize slavery in America once again.…

DeSantis Threat

Man terrified to wear mask at DeSantis press conference

By Clark Brooks | June 20, 2022

At a press conference earlier today in Nassau County where Florida Governor Ron DeSantis spoke about his ongoing plans for infrastructure improvements around the state, one man in attendance felt unsafe wearing a face mask. “I wanted to put it on, just to be careful because it was fairly crowded in there. I figured, ‘what’s…

Local and Community

Time

Tampa prostitute wins TIME’s Person of the Year

A Tampa prostitute named Merth has won TIME magazine’s Person of the Year title, after a unique story which has led to Tampa becoming one…

Amber Heard Coyote

Amber Heard Coyote Craps All Over Tampa

Morning after morning, local resident Ms. Cam Ille is finding her Seminole Heights home littered like a dump, as in actual crap. The tight-nitch neighborhood…

Can't turn gay

Family can’t get into Tampa Bay Area drag shows

By Clark Brooks | June 16, 2022

A family from Brandon is very upset that they’re not being allowed to attend the raunchiest, late night drag shows in the Tampa Bay Area. “This has got to be a violation of our rights or something,” said Mike Turd, the family’s patriarch. “Yes, that’s correct; our last name is Turd, which is totally a…

GANGSTERS

By Tampa News Force | December 4, 2017

2 gangsters meeting in the streets!

TRUCE

By Tampa News Force | December 3, 2017

2 gangs meet up in the city streets to discuss the terms of their truce

PAYDAY LOANS

By Tampa News Force | December 2, 2017

Just another day at payday loans

John Jacobs and Stick Martin Set Release Date for Debut 40 Song Album Summer at Southside for December 10

By Tampa News Force | December 1, 2017

Tampa, Fla. (November 30, 2017) Comedian and MTV’s “Are You The One?” and “The Challenge” star John Jacobs teamed up with veteran multi-instrumentalist and music producer Stick Martin over two years to create a comedy music album consisting of 40 songs. “Summer at Southside” is currently available for pre-order here and will be available on…

EXTACY

By Tampa News Force | November 29, 2017

this speaks for itself

VALET

By Tampa News Force | November 29, 2017

Just another night at the valet.

Dr. Bradley’s Low Budget Sex Change!

By Tampa News Force | November 29, 2017

Come on down to Dr. Bradley’s where I take care of you nice!

TAMPA NEWS FORCE – 11/28/17 – SEMINOLE KILLER CAPTURED!

By Tampa News Force | November 28, 2017

Tampa News Force shows up to the scene at the McDonald’s in Ybor City where the seminole heights killer has been captured

JURASSIC

By Tampa News Force | November 27, 2017

a misunderstanding takes place in front of the movie theater

Promotion

By Josh Santos | November 12, 2017

John Jacobs gets a promotion!