Tampa News Force
Did you catch this Tampa reference in Bridgerton?
Tampa was mentioned in an episode of Bridgerton and it’s driving Tampa residents wild. In episode 6 of Bridgerton’s 2nd season, A conversation takes place between Queen Elm and Billy Bridgerton in the royal castle. During the chat, at one point the queen gets heated and tells Billy to leave the quarters to which he…
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Breaking News
Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh stops cleaning out fleshlight
Through the Freedom of Information act, a schedule of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanugh’s recent visits to the urologist have been released. The nature of…
First Lady coming to Florida!
A while back last year, First Lady Jill Biden (FLOTUS for short) and Dr. Anthony Fauci visited Tampa and we submitted a request for press…
Rick Scott Touts New Abortion Alternative
“Today life wins!” Said Senator Rick Scott in a speech to supporters. “Sweet precious, delicious life.” He added, followed by a direct message to women seeking abortions. “If you are thinking of having an illegal abortion, call me and I’ll show up to eat your fetus.” Senator Scott then provided his personal cell phone number.…
Sports
Garrison Channel fish is sad that Lightning won’t three-peat
A fish that lives in Garrison Channel behind Amalie Arena is very disappointed to learn that the Tampa Bay Lightning lost 2-1 to the Colorado…
Lightning head to Colorado early to acclimate to high altitude
The Tampa Bay Lightning left for Denver yesterday, two days early in order to adjust to the higher altitude prior to Game 5 of the…
How to help Tom Brady
To ensure Tom Brady has the best opportunity to win a Super Bowl again in Tampa, follow these tips to help him live the most productive and comfortable life possible. Do not drive on the road between 4-9 AM Tom likes early morning workouts, and to guarantee he doesn’t have to deal with any traffic,…
Arts and Entertainment
Gulfport man says new season of courtroom TV show not as good as last one
Steve Meence of Gulfport says that the new season of the courtroom TV show he watches every day does not live up to the standard…
Simon Cowell judges Strawberry Festival pig race
America’s Got Talent judge, Simon Cowell, guest judged a Strawberry Festival pig race this year, leaving audiences thoroughly entertained. His appearance came as a surprise…
Did you catch this Tampa reference in Bridgerton?
Tampa was mentioned in an episode of Bridgerton and it’s driving Tampa residents wild. In episode 6 of Bridgerton’s 2nd season, A conversation takes place between Queen Elm and Billy Bridgerton in the royal castle. During the chat, at one point the queen gets heated and tells Billy to leave the quarters to which he…
Government
DeSantis not sure what to do about Juneteenth
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is experiencing anxiety in anticipation of the upcoming Juneteenth holiday, which takes place on June 19th and commemorates the anniversary date…
Supreme Court plans to overturn 13th amendment
A leaked document has revealed that the Supreme Court justices plan on voting to overturn the 13th amendment and legalize slavery in America once again.…
Man terrified to wear mask at DeSantis press conference
At a press conference earlier today in Nassau County where Florida Governor Ron DeSantis spoke about his ongoing plans for infrastructure improvements around the state, one man in attendance felt unsafe wearing a face mask. “I wanted to put it on, just to be careful because it was fairly crowded in there. I figured, ‘what’s…
Local and Community
Tampa prostitute wins TIME’s Person of the Year
A Tampa prostitute named Merth has won TIME magazine’s Person of the Year title, after a unique story which has led to Tampa becoming one…
Amber Heard Coyote Craps All Over Tampa
Morning after morning, local resident Ms. Cam Ille is finding her Seminole Heights home littered like a dump, as in actual crap. The tight-nitch neighborhood…
Family can’t get into Tampa Bay Area drag shows
A family from Brandon is very upset that they’re not being allowed to attend the raunchiest, late night drag shows in the Tampa Bay Area. “This has got to be a violation of our rights or something,” said Mike Turd, the family’s patriarch. “Yes, that’s correct; our last name is Turd, which is totally a…
2 gangsters meeting in the streets!
2 gangs meet up in the city streets to discuss the terms of their truce
Just another day at payday loans
Tampa, Fla. (November 30, 2017) Comedian and MTV’s “Are You The One?” and “The Challenge” star John Jacobs teamed up with veteran multi-instrumentalist and music producer Stick Martin over two years to create a comedy music album consisting of 40 songs. “Summer at Southside” is currently available for pre-order here and will be available on…
Just another night at the valet.
Come on down to Dr. Bradley’s where I take care of you nice!
Tampa News Force shows up to the scene at the McDonald’s in Ybor City where the seminole heights killer has been captured
a misunderstanding takes place in front of the movie theater
John Jacobs gets a promotion!