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Tampa General Hospital Patient Gets Poked One Too Many Times
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Recreational Marijuana in Florida Will Be on Ballot in November
Also, something about abortions. 🤷♂️
Sports
Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
Arts and Entertainment
Government
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Local and Community
12 Things to Make Tampa Better, from a Guy Who Just Moved Here
Tampa is a very nice city that can do a couple of small improvements to easily improve the quality of life for everyone who calls…
Citing liberal bias and the expensiveness of having to pay to read things people are taking pay cuts to write, Republicans around the Tampa Bay area rejoiced as they heard the news that their only local paper had to lay off some staff. “I hope the whole damn thing gets shut down and we all…
As the world braces for the economic aftermath of a major pandemic a group of Tampa panhandlers unionize to better prepare themselves. long time crack user and panhandler Kenneth Stevens who is known by Bong Water on the street had a vision of an organization that could help keep panhandling alive despite the lack of “spare…
Carl Pliggs, president and CEO of Pliggs Business Ventures Inc. in Clearwater is deeply disappointed in the level of initiative displayed by his staff working from home during the current quarantine lockdown. “We have Zoom meetings twice a week, which I always end by dropping an obvious hint and not one of them has ever…
In a press conference earlier today Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht confirmed the team is currently in talks with the spirit of former Buccaneer and crosstown expressway namesake, Lee Roy Selmon, to replace Todd Bowles as Defensive coordinator in an obvious effort to once again shock the city by negotiating yet another seemingly impossible placement…
Mitch Maley has been a freelance journalist in the Tampa area for the past two decades. Earlier this week, he shocked a handful of marginally-interested readers by confessing to his involvement in a conspiracy organized by globalists intent on ringing in a new world order. On Monday, I attended an impromptu press conference that Maley,…
For the first time in the history of the Best of the Bay awards, every single category was awarded to a single winner. “This is a truly unprecedented development. We’re pleased, yet somewhat chagrined, to announce that the winner of every single 2020 award is Coron A. Virus,” said awards administrator Clair Sinclair. “It’s all…
The Lakeland location of Floor & Decor was met with hostility today after a customer complained that they were not Home Depot or Lowe’s. “I bought two boxes of tiles, but then I realized I don’t even own a home,” said Fenix Fartiano who tried to re-tile his trailer that he rents in exchange for…
“Doesn’t this suck!? Isn’t this fucking boring!? I guess? I mean yea it sucks but like, at least we’re not dead right? Negativity isn’t going to get us anywhere, we need to focus on doing everything we can to manage and be good. That’s all. Who cares it’s been a long time, real people are…
In a first of its kind announcement, the Tampa Bay Port Authority has announced the launch of a Quantum-Powered cruise ship that is set to set sail later this month for a select group of cruise-ship enthusiast. “Tampa is tired of having these large polluters dock at the bay,” said Tampa Bay Port Authority CEO…
Local psychologists, who have congregated through social media and compared notes from current patients, have discovered that the epidemic is actually forcing people to deal with their issues now that they have no distractions from the outside world. “It’s just me with my family.” Said Kyle Loggler via Google Hangout. “When you’re not being influenced…