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Tampa man quits job over way staff is treated the first time he feels mistreated

By Clark Brooks | August 19, 2022

Larry Landerson, formerly a sales department manager with Business Corp., a successful business corporation operating out of Rivergate Tower in downtown Tampa, has resigned due to what he feels is unfair mistreatment. “Sure, there’s always been mistreatment of certain employees there. That was part of the culture, but it wasn’t pervasive in a meaningful way…

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Two months ago to the day, June 3, we politely, humbly and respectfully demanded that you nominate us for a 2022 Best of the Bay…

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Rick Scott makes attempt to express concern for military service members

US Senator from Florida and rejected Star Wars droid prototype Rick Scott spent Thursday making care packages with The United Service Organizations Inc., better known…

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Family pet foils school shooting

By Clark Brooks | August 6, 2022

Plans for a public school mass shooting were thwarted by a plucky pooch in Palma Ceia! A young man whose name is being withheld by authorities due to him being a minor who never actually carried out a crime but is named Calvin Mooshtock was in the middle of broadcasting a threatening message about what…



No winners declared at last night’s BKFC event

Following the Burger King Fighting Challenge that occurred last night at the Burger King at 7450 E. Hillsborough in Tampa, the location’s manager said that…

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Future news: Lightning win 65th consecutive Stanley Cup

A man claiming to be from the future is claiming that the Lightning win 65 straight Stanley Cups in the coming years. Jedidiah Bunchkin, a…


Giselle, “I forgot to do ritual for Lightning”

By John Jacobs | August 4, 2022

Giselle Bündchen, super model and wife of Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady, has admitted that she forgot to do a ritual for the Tampa Lightning. “I’ve been so busy doing rituals for my own family and my husband that it just slipped my mind.” She said. “I’m sorry, I know if I had just placed a…

Arts and Entertainment


Apple adds abortion emoji

Due to abortions’ increase in relevance, the new Apple IOS update will include 16 new emojis, including 3 abortion ones. The head of Apple’s iPhone…

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Mons Venus discontinues attractive, young entertainers

Following what has become an established-but-annoying business trend, Tampa’s world famous Mons Venus “gentleman’s club” has announced that they will no longer offer young attractive…


FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago expected to yield catastrophic damage to comedy audiences

By Chris Coon | August 10, 2022

Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home was raided by the FBI. This is horrific news for anyone who has to sit through an open mic this week. An unprecedented step by federal law enforcement—executing a search warrant on a former President’s home—will unfortunately kick off a series of mind-numbingly precedented events: hacky Trump jokes by local standup…


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Seven One Seven Parking Enterprises to open downtown Tampa skate park

With the Tampa City Council debating the merits of enforcing an ordinance that criminalizes skateboarding in the City of Tampa, with $75 tickets for skaters…

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Cardi B now most successful of the US Government’s Cardi droids

As many of you know, the US government began experimenting with the CARDI Program in the late 1980s, CARDI being short for Computerized Ass Revolving…

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DeSantis places restrictions on Kate Bush music

By Clark Brooks | August 16, 2022

Due to being featured prominently in the popular Netflix series Stranger Things, the Kate Bush Song “Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God),” originally released in 1985, is a chart-topping hit again. “Yeah, and I’m sick of it,” said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. “Damn song is everywhere, all the time.” For that reason, among…

Local and Community


Mar-a-Lago resident gets along with all of her neighbors… except one

Gladys Narkwerk, a long-time resident of Mar-a-Largo, the exclusive resort community in Palm Beach County, says it’s a great place to live and that she…


Rogue cop plays by his own rules

Andrea Warren of Tampa was recently pulled over and cited for an illegal u-turn by a police officer while sitting at a red light on…


The ocean gets cancelled

By John Jacobs | August 15, 2022

After an estimated 4.5 billion years of existence, the ocean is being cancelled on social media after a large group of people have continued to point out the atrocities the ocean has committed against humanity. The “Cancel the Ocean” movement has gained 65,000 digital signatures which means it has forced The White House to consider…

Josh Santos Featured on The Identity Tampa Bay’s Clark’s Corner

By Josh Santos | August 15, 2018

Clark Brooks of Clark’s Corner on The Identity Tampa Bay, Interview with Josh Santos Read the full interview on The Identity Tampa Bay.


By Josh Santos | August 11, 2018

The synthetic drug “Spice” is destroying Tampa’s downtown community and the citizens demand a change! Help us fight spice!

Tampa News Force Featured on 83 Degrees Media

By Josh Santos | August 7, 2018

83 Degree’s Dyllan Furness Features Tampa News Force’s John Jacobs Creative City: Tech, architecture, design firms spur Ybor renaissance John Jacobs, a local comic and “correspondent” for the satirical Tampa News Force, who’s been doing stand up for over a decade, lives near Ybor and recognizes the district’s appeal in its cast of characters. “Ybor…


By Josh Santos | August 2, 2018

Tragically, on August 2, 2018, a woman drowned her child in the Hillsborough river. Tampa News Force happened to be on scene within moments of the incident.

Randy Holton for Governor and or Senator of Florida

By Josh Santos | July 29, 2018

Randy Holton is still deciding if he wants to run for Senator or Governor of Florida in the 2020 election. These videos are to inform potential voters about the issues Randy personally feels strongly about. Randy has no formal campaign set up so no donations are being accepted at this time.


By Josh Santos | July 29, 2018

Check out our exclusive footage of the Bucs open practice, the Heineken Light boat coming to Ricks on the River, and a TNF weather report with our new intern Matty Bill$

Tampa Bay Times: Features John Jacobs and Tampa Bay Comedy

By Josh Santos | July 29, 2018

John Jacobs of Tampa News Force was recently featured on Tampa Bay Times for their coverage of the comedy open mic held every Tuesday at the Iberian Rooster in Downtown St. Petersburg, FL. “There’s nothing like an audience to humble you,” says John Jacobs, 28, who co-hosts the SubCentral open mic, and who starred on…


By Josh Santos | July 25, 2018

FUCKPA!N performing one of their new songs in concert.

Living the Dream

By Josh Santos | July 23, 2018

Short film about the life of a struggling stand-up comedian trying to remain positive. Starring: John Jacobs Filmed by: Elijah Hernandez @MaybachDiamonds


By Josh Santos | July 22, 2018

Check out our exclusive coverage of Metrocon 2018!