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RogueCop

Rogue cop plays by his own rules

By Clark Brooks | August 12, 2022

Andrea Warren of Tampa was recently pulled over and cited for an illegal u-turn by a police officer while sitting at a red light on north Dale Mabry at Waters Avenue. The officer, who identified himself as Captain Donny SeRantis with a law enforcement agency he refused to identify, said, “When you flagrantly violate traffic…

Breaking News

BOTBTNF

Now, VOTE FOR US!

Two months ago to the day, June 3, we politely, humbly and respectfully demanded that you nominate us for a 2022 Best of the Bay…

Scott USO

Rick Scott makes attempt to express concern for military service members

US Senator from Florida and rejected Star Wars droid prototype Rick Scott spent Thursday making care packages with The United Service Organizations Inc., better known…

Pet dachshund

Family pet foils school shooting

By Clark Brooks | August 6, 2022

Plans for a public school mass shooting were thwarted by a plucky pooch in Palma Ceia! A young man whose name is being withheld by authorities due to him being a minor who never actually carried out a crime but is named Calvin Mooshtock was in the middle of broadcasting a threatening message about what…

Sports

BKFC

No winners declared at last night’s BKFC event

Following the Burger King Fighting Challenge that occurred last night at the Burger King at 7450 E. Hillsborough in Tampa, the location’s manager said that…

Future Man

Future news: Lightning win 65th consecutive Stanley Cup

A man claiming to be from the future is claiming that the Lightning win 65 straight Stanley Cups in the coming years. Jedidiah Bunchkin, a…

Giselle

Giselle, “I forgot to do ritual for Lightning”

By John Jacobs | August 4, 2022

Giselle Bündchen, super model and wife of Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady, has admitted that she forgot to do a ritual for the Tampa Lightning. “I’ve been so busy doing rituals for my own family and my husband that it just slipped my mind.” She said. “I’m sorry, I know if I had just placed a…

Arts and Entertainment

Emojis

Apple adds abortion emoji

Due to abortions’ increase in relevance, the new Apple IOS update will include 16 new emojis, including 3 abortion ones. The head of Apple’s iPhone…

Mons Women

Mons Venus discontinues attractive, young entertainers

Following what has become an established-but-annoying business trend, Tampa’s world famous Mons Venus “gentleman’s club” has announced that they will no longer offer young attractive…

MarALago

FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago expected to yield catastrophic damage to comedy audiences

By Chris Coon | August 10, 2022

Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home was raided by the FBI. This is horrific news for anyone who has to sit through an open mic this week. An unprecedented step by federal law enforcement—executing a search warrant on a former President’s home—will unfortunately kick off a series of mind-numbingly precedented events: hacky Trump jokes by local standup…

Government

Cardi A B C

Cardi B now most successful of the US Government’s Cardi droids

As many of you know, the US government began experimenting with the CARDI Program in the late 1980s, CARDI being short for Computerized Ass Revolving…

Nikki Fried

August 23rd Primary in Florida Could Decide Which Democrat Will Lose to Ron DeSantis

Agricultural Commissioner, Nikki Fried, pathetically gathered a small and unnoticeable cluster of people to complain about her leftist talking points. “Florida could really use some…

717 Skatepark

Seven One Seven Parking Enterprises to open downtown Tampa skate park

By Clark Brooks | July 29, 2022

With the Tampa City Council debating the merits of enforcing an ordinance that criminalizes skateboarding in the City of Tampa, with $75 tickets for skaters who ride in certain parts of the city, a private merchant has proposed a solution to the controversial measure. “We’re going to own and operate a skate park right downtown”,…

Local and Community

Realtor hunting

Hunting licenses issued to thin invasive realtor herd

For the first time in history, the State of Florida has begun issuing hunting licenses for people to hunt down and kill realtors. “About damn…

Clearwater Man

Cops find middle-aged white man so unhinged that he can’t have guns

Last Wednesday, Clearwater Police Department and the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office seized the guns of David Berry, who was seen on video being aggressive toward landscapers…

RogueCop

Rogue cop plays by his own rules

By Clark Brooks | August 12, 2022

Andrea Warren of Tampa was recently pulled over and cited for an illegal u-turn by a police officer while sitting at a red light on north Dale Mabry at Waters Avenue. The officer, who identified himself as Captain Donny SeRantis with a law enforcement agency he refused to identify, said, “When you flagrantly violate traffic…

John Jacobs and Stick Martin Set Release Date for Debut 40 Song Album Summer at Southside for December 10

By Tampa News Force | December 1, 2017

Tampa, Fla. (November 30, 2017) Comedian and MTV’s “Are You The One?” and “The Challenge” star John Jacobs teamed up with veteran multi-instrumentalist and music producer Stick Martin over two years to create a comedy music album consisting of 40 songs. “Summer at Southside” is currently available for pre-order here and will be available on…

EXTACY

By Tampa News Force | November 29, 2017

this speaks for itself

VALET

By Tampa News Force | November 29, 2017

Just another night at the valet.

Dr. Bradley’s Low Budget Sex Change!

By Tampa News Force | November 29, 2017

Come on down to Dr. Bradley’s where I take care of you nice!

TAMPA NEWS FORCE – 11/28/17 – SEMINOLE KILLER CAPTURED!

By Tampa News Force | November 28, 2017

Tampa News Force shows up to the scene at the McDonald’s in Ybor City where the seminole heights killer has been captured

JURASSIC

By Tampa News Force | November 27, 2017

a misunderstanding takes place in front of the movie theater

Promotion

By Josh Santos | November 12, 2017

John Jacobs gets a promotion!

Let’s Make A Deal!

By Tampa News Force | November 11, 2017

Plop gets a shot on Let’s Make A Deal!

Handsy! The Educational Doll!

By Tampa News Force | November 11, 2017

Handsy is the only educational doll on the market that prepares little girls for dealing with little boys!

TAMPA NEWS FORCE – 11/8/17 – ENCORE EXCITEMENT!

By Tampa News Force | November 8, 2017

Tampa News Force covers the food truck rally in front of the Encore developments in downtown Tampa