Tampa News Force
Tampa General Hospital Patient Gets Poked One Too Many Times
How would you rate the quality of your healthcare? 🏥
Breaking News
Recreational Marijuana in Florida Will Be on Ballot in November
Also, something about abortions. 🤷♂️
Sports
Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
Arts and Entertainment
Government
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Local and Community
12 Things to Make Tampa Better, from a Guy Who Just Moved Here
Tampa is a very nice city that can do a couple of small improvements to easily improve the quality of life for everyone who calls…
Before the Senate held its vote to expand paid sick leave and provide two weeks of paid family and medical leave to all workers in the United States, Senator Rick Scott sharted his pants and had to excuse himself. “I was getting ready to vote No because I don’t believe Americans should get paid the…
“… for a limited time while we all go through this global health crisis, not only do snitches NOT get stitches, but snitches will get ‘wiches.”
“… half way through ‘Run Little Dog Run’, the robot began looking around the room as if it were coming into consciousness and studying it’s surroundings like a human would who had just come out of a coma.” Said 6th grade teacher Mrs. Jessica Melvins.
While the sports world was shocked at the announcement that Tom Brady will be leaving the New England Patriots, new details have emerged from the historic contract that will see the famous quarterback play only three games with the Buccaneers. “We offered him $30 million for the whole season, but Tom told us that wouldn’t…
Since every company from Target to Taco Bell is sending these out to customers, we figured we might as well do likewise.
“Coach Galvin is a dynamic personality with years of experience working with young people. We feel he has a lot to offer our players and that they’re just going to love playing for Pops!”
It’s Tampa News Force for people who have to pee at least three times a night.
“Yeah, we’re sorry”, says 16-year-old Chad Didswell. “Yeah, really, really sorry”, says his best friend, 15-year-old Kevin Qug, as they exchanged a quick, subtle high-five when they thought I wasn’t looking.
