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Tampa General Hospital Patient Gets Poked One Too Many Times
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Recreational Marijuana in Florida Will Be on Ballot in November
Also, something about abortions. 🤷♂️
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Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
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Government
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Local and Community
12 Things to Make Tampa Better, from a Guy Who Just Moved Here
Tampa is a very nice city that can do a couple of small improvements to easily improve the quality of life for everyone who calls…
“Our little Greggy has certainly been through a lot in his short lifetime, but this – dying – is by far the worst,” said his mother Petrina
“We’re sick and tired of not being fought over for political reasons, like literally everything else in the world”
“It’s going to be incredibly large and confusing to look at,” said the self-described ‘Abstract-Culture-Sculpture-Visualizer’ Molystur Childs. “I’ve had this image in my head of a massive, sprawling, jungle-gym-like monstrosity sitting outside of the gates of Ybor City for many years now.”
State Surgeon General Scott Rivkees told reporters at a press conference in Tampa on Monday morning, “We became aware of this Saturday evening,” before adding “My bad.”
“The formation and depth of the sinkholes are exactly what we dig anyway, so despite advice from financial economists, we built a Top Golf in Seffner!”
“As it turns out, everything happens for a reason, and we shouldn’t question the way the world works.”
“I’m paralyzed with indecision!”, the anguished and hungry man said.
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“I can’t believe I’m doing this.” Castor said.