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Quitter

Tampa man quits job over way staff is treated the first time he feels mistreated

By Clark Brooks | August 19, 2022

Larry Landerson, formerly a sales department manager with Business Corp., a successful business corporation operating out of Rivergate Tower in downtown Tampa, has resigned due to what he feels is unfair mistreatment. “Sure, there’s always been mistreatment of certain employees there. That was part of the culture, but it wasn’t pervasive in a meaningful way…

Breaking News

BOTBTNF

Now, VOTE FOR US!

Two months ago to the day, June 3, we politely, humbly and respectfully demanded that you nominate us for a 2022 Best of the Bay…

Scott USO

Rick Scott makes attempt to express concern for military service members

US Senator from Florida and rejected Star Wars droid prototype Rick Scott spent Thursday making care packages with The United Service Organizations Inc., better known…

Pet dachshund

Family pet foils school shooting

By Clark Brooks | August 6, 2022

Plans for a public school mass shooting were thwarted by a plucky pooch in Palma Ceia! A young man whose name is being withheld by authorities due to him being a minor who never actually carried out a crime but is named Calvin Mooshtock was in the middle of broadcasting a threatening message about what…

Sports

BKFC

No winners declared at last night’s BKFC event

Following the Burger King Fighting Challenge that occurred last night at the Burger King at 7450 E. Hillsborough in Tampa, the location’s manager said that…

Future Man

Future news: Lightning win 65th consecutive Stanley Cup

A man claiming to be from the future is claiming that the Lightning win 65 straight Stanley Cups in the coming years. Jedidiah Bunchkin, a…

Giselle

Giselle, “I forgot to do ritual for Lightning”

By John Jacobs | August 4, 2022

Giselle Bündchen, super model and wife of Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady, has admitted that she forgot to do a ritual for the Tampa Lightning. “I’ve been so busy doing rituals for my own family and my husband that it just slipped my mind.” She said. “I’m sorry, I know if I had just placed a…

Arts and Entertainment

Emojis

Apple adds abortion emoji

Due to abortions’ increase in relevance, the new Apple IOS update will include 16 new emojis, including 3 abortion ones. The head of Apple’s iPhone…

Mons Women

Mons Venus discontinues attractive, young entertainers

Following what has become an established-but-annoying business trend, Tampa’s world famous Mons Venus “gentleman’s club” has announced that they will no longer offer young attractive…

MarALago

FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago expected to yield catastrophic damage to comedy audiences

By Chris Coon | August 10, 2022

Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home was raided by the FBI. This is horrific news for anyone who has to sit through an open mic this week. An unprecedented step by federal law enforcement—executing a search warrant on a former President’s home—will unfortunately kick off a series of mind-numbingly precedented events: hacky Trump jokes by local standup…

Government

717 Skatepark

Seven One Seven Parking Enterprises to open downtown Tampa skate park

With the Tampa City Council debating the merits of enforcing an ordinance that criminalizes skateboarding in the City of Tampa, with $75 tickets for skaters…

Cardi A B C

Cardi B now most successful of the US Government’s Cardi droids

As many of you know, the US government began experimenting with the CARDI Program in the late 1980s, CARDI being short for Computerized Ass Revolving…

Kate Bush

DeSantis places restrictions on Kate Bush music

By Clark Brooks | August 16, 2022

Due to being featured prominently in the popular Netflix series Stranger Things, the Kate Bush Song “Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God),” originally released in 1985, is a chart-topping hit again. “Yeah, and I’m sick of it,” said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. “Damn song is everywhere, all the time.” For that reason, among…

Local and Community

MarALago

Mar-a-Lago resident gets along with all of her neighbors… except one

Gladys Narkwerk, a long-time resident of Mar-a-Largo, the exclusive resort community in Palm Beach County, says it’s a great place to live and that she…

RogueCop

Rogue cop plays by his own rules

Andrea Warren of Tampa was recently pulled over and cited for an illegal u-turn by a police officer while sitting at a red light on…

Ocean

The ocean gets cancelled

By John Jacobs | August 15, 2022

After an estimated 4.5 billion years of existence, the ocean is being cancelled on social media after a large group of people have continued to point out the atrocities the ocean has committed against humanity. The “Cancel the Ocean” movement has gained 65,000 digital signatures which means it has forced The White House to consider…

CARS!

By Tampa News Force | July 23, 2017

BUY MY CARS!

The Down Under Diet

By Josh Santos | July 10, 2017

From the makers of “Money” comes “The Down Under Diet!” Shed the pounds naturally, quickly!

Rejected TED Talks

By Tampa News Force | July 5, 2017

These are some of the talks that TED rejected

SCARED STRAIGHT

By Tampa News Force | July 3, 2017

Skeeter gets a lesson in tough love from a maximum security inmate

BREAKING: STORM 2017!

By Tampa News Force | July 3, 2017

Storm 2017 is coming but Romeo is going to stick it out on the boardwalk. get his mixtape on Datpiff.

Shark Books with Clark Brooks!

By Tampa News Force | July 2, 2017

Like sharks? Like books? You should like Shark Books with Clark Brooks!

DATING PROFILE – FREDDY KREUGER

By Tampa News Force | May 30, 2017

A young Freddy Kreuger putting himself out there. if interested, sorry!

John Jacobs QVC Collection!

By Tampa News Force | May 29, 2017

Please reach out if interested in any items!

ROADKILL GARAGE

By Tampa News Force | May 15, 2017

COME ON DOWN TO ROADKILL GARAGE AND EAT FRESH!

WORST POSTGAME INTERVIEW

By Tampa News Force | May 14, 2017

TOUGH POST-GAME INTERVIEW WITH THE STAR OF THE GAME WHO JUST HIT THE WINNING SHOT.