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Pete Buttigieg enters Florida’s Ugliest Man Pageant thinking it’s the primary

By Tampa News Force | February 19, 2020

While it can be considered common for voters to not know much about the details of each primary or caucus, everyone at least expects the politicians to know what they’re doing. This is not so for South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg who recently was entered into the Florida’s Ugliest Man Pageant, thinking he was signing up for Florida’s pivotal primary.

Rick Scott with Hair

What would Rick Scott look like with hair?

By Chingy Lopez | February 18, 2020

If you search on Google for pictures of “Young Rick Scott” you will find no evidence that this Florida Senator existed before the year 2010. There are 99 other Senators in the United States Government. Each one of these elected officials has some sort of picture of them online when they were younger. We at…

Dopey Docs

Tampa General Hospital to introduce new discount medical services wing

By Katy Style | February 17, 2020

Hillsborough County’s own Tampa General Hospital has unveiled a plan to open a discount medical services wing by this summer in an effort to help lower income citizens and cheapskates alike.

GoKart Rick

Rick Scott ceremoniously starts go kart race

By Clark Brooks | February 16, 2020

About two hours before President Trump began the 2020 Daytona 500 by issuing the customary declaration of “Gentlemen, start your engines!”, Senator Rick Scott launched a go kart race at the Grand Prix Tampa Family Fun Center in a somewhat similar fashion. “Me and the president. Same.” said the former governor of Florida. “We were…

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Tampa Bay Vipers sponsor snake orgy

By Clark Brooks | February 15, 2020

“Typically, a fan fest consists of opportunities to meet the players, take pictures, get autographs and buy tickets and merchandise. I thought, ‘if we can’t do that, what’s the next best thing?’ and the answer is obvious: a bunch of snakes having sex!”

Gaspy 2

Gasparilla 2 announced for March

By John Jacobs | February 15, 2020

The celebrations will include another set of parades and nightly events, with no plans on specific changes from the original Gasparilla. It will be all of the same things from the original Gasparilla, just again in March.

Rampaging Nerds

Bay Area Renaissance Festival performers to celebrate 41st year of not caring what you think about them

By Clark Brooks | February 14, 2020

The Bay Area Renaissance Festival kicks off tomorrow, recreating a 16th century village with 80 arts and crafts vendors, unique food items, games, 12 stages featuring live entertainment and a whole bunch of people who couldn’t care less about your criticism of them.

White people with black people

Civic organization plans Black History Month event exclusively for white people

By Clark Brooks | February 12, 2020

“This (event) just happens to be about black people, during Black History Month; just not for black people. That’s all.”

Florida Holocaust Museum

Florida Holocaust Museum Patron Suggests Number of Visitors Be Publicly Displayed

By Stephen Henry | February 12, 2020

The Florida Holocaust Museum has been a cultural institution and landmark in downtown St. Petersburg since 1992.

Swim up bar

Riverwalk swim up bar opening soon

By John Jacobs | February 11, 2020

The swim up bar is expected to be a major tourist attraction especially in the summer months, giving families the opportunity to cool off while indulging in alcohol consumption.