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Bay Area leaders relieved… but maybe a little disappointed

By Clark Brooks | September 28, 2022

As Hurricane Ian shifted east and south, Tampa Bay Area civic leaders expressed relief, advice for residents to remain vigilant and a little bit of disappointment. “Obviously we’re glad that once again it appears we have avoided the worst of what is a catastrophic storm, but our thoughts and prayers go out to the people…

Breaking News

Emergency

Immediate action needed immediately!

What are you doing right now? Well, stop it! This an emergency! All hands on deck! This is not a drill!! Seriously, what are you…

Documents

DOJ had questions about Top Secret document transportation and storage

Part of the heavily-redacted affidavit pertaining to the recent search of former President Donald Trump’s home in Mar-a-Lago indicates that the Department of Justice (DOJ)…

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Pete Davidson Buys Tampa News Force

By Josh Santos | September 9, 2022

Pete Davidson of SNL fame has announced plans to purchase the majority ownership of THIS PUBLICATION! [Tampa News Force] “I’ve been trying to find new things to get my mind off of the crazy stuff happening to me right now,” said Davidson during a heavy weed smoking session with current TNF owner, OJ Simpson “I…

Sports

Tom's Night Out

“Boys Night Out” for Brady saves Bucs season

With what has seemed like uncharacteristically erratic behavior from Buccaneers starting quarterback and all-time NFL great Tom Brady recently, widely speculated to stem from conflict…

New Bucs Helmets

Bucs excited to try out new protective headgear

When the Tampa Bay Buccaneers kick off the 2022 season tonight in Dallas against the Cowboys, they’ll be sporting new helmets, designed by the Nintendo…

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Irony of Lightning opening 2022-23 preseason against Hurricanes lost on no one

By Clark Brooks | September 27, 2022

The defending NHL Eastern Conference Champion Tampa Bay Lightning are scheduled to open the 2022-23 season with an exhibition game against the Carolina Hurricanes at 7pm tonight at PNC Arena in Raleigh, North Carolina. The two teams were supposed to meet again tomorrow at 7pm at Amalie Arena here in Tampa, but that has been…

Arts and Entertainment

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3 Tampa cops who let you hold their gun

Brian Wilkerson Officer Wilkerson is very cool about letting people hold his gun. He usually patrols around the Downtown/Channelside area, he’s got a thick, brown,…

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Where are they now: The Island Boys

Here at Tampa News Force, we like to keep tabs on our favorite celebs in a feature we call, “Where are they now: (Insert name…

Rezoning

Tampa City Council excited to approve development of yet another eyesore

By Clark Brooks | September 26, 2022

The Tampa City Council held a meeting on Thursday, September 22 during which they approved a rezoning permit that will result in a number of local small businesses along West Kennedy Boulevard closing and having their buildings demolished. “We promise the new structure will be as utterly bland and soulless as possible,” said an unnamed…

Government

Migrants

The State of Florida Guide on how to get rid of unwanted migrants

(Reposted as a public service on behalf of the Florida State Government as interpreted by Governor Ron DeSantis who is totally not a tyrant.) Do…

Incest

“Don’t say incest” bill passes in Florida

The Family Togetherness Act, also known as the “don’t say incest” bill has passed in Florida congress with a vote of 4-3, making it illegal…

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Ron DeSantis sucks d**k to prove he’s not gay

By John Jacobs | September 21, 2022

Governor Ron Desantis has made headlines again after publicly giving a blow job to a man during his last press conference to, “prove once and for all, that I’m not gay.” After relentless cyber-bullying, accusing the Governor of being gay, DeSantis decided to take matters into his own hands by bringing a male sex-worker to…

Local and Community

Trans person not that mad about being misgendered

Trishelle Albeta, a female who was born male, was accidentally misgendered at a 7-11 attached to a Chinese restaurant in Riverview, but was not offended.…

Grandpa

St. Pete man’s correct usage of current slang annoys granddaughter

16-year-old Megyn Morton of St. Petersburg finds herself in an almost constant state of aggravation because of her grandfather Henry “Hank” Morton’s accurate usage of…

Jeters

Effort underway to preserve historic Jeter House

By Clark Brooks | September 20, 2022

Upon news breaking that the new owner of the former Davis Island home of Derek Jeter has filed a commercial demolition permit with the intent of tearing it down, local activists have launched an initiative designed to preserve the property as is. “When you think about who has lived here, the cultural and historic significance…

Shark Books with Clark Brooks!

By Tampa News Force | July 2, 2017

Like sharks? Like books? You should like Shark Books with Clark Brooks!

DATING PROFILE – FREDDY KREUGER

By Tampa News Force | May 30, 2017

A young Freddy Kreuger putting himself out there. if interested, sorry!

John Jacobs QVC Collection!

By Tampa News Force | May 29, 2017

Please reach out if interested in any items!

ROADKILL GARAGE

By Tampa News Force | May 15, 2017

COME ON DOWN TO ROADKILL GARAGE AND EAT FRESH!

WORST POSTGAME INTERVIEW

By Tampa News Force | May 14, 2017

TOUGH POST-GAME INTERVIEW WITH THE STAR OF THE GAME WHO JUST HIT THE WINNING SHOT.

ANTI-DEPRESSANT

By Tampa News Force | May 12, 2017

ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF THIS ANTI-DEPRESSANT IS RIGHT FOR YOU

IMPRESS JOSH SANTOS!

By Tampa News Force | May 6, 2017

TONIGHT ON IMPRESS JOSH SANTOS WE HAVE JOHN JACOBS TRYING HIS BEST!

LAWYERS

By Tampa News Force | May 6, 2017

CALL LAWYERS FOR ALL OF YOUR LEGAL NEEDS

John’s Product Review! – Oraquick HIV Test

By Tampa News Force | March 29, 2017

Today we’re reviewing the Oraquick in-home HIV test!

Gasparilla 2017

By Josh Santos | March 12, 2017

Having fun at Gasparilla! Let’s go Bolts!