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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
Conspiracy theory from the art world!
Sports
Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
Arts and Entertainment
Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
Are you excited to meet the new baby? 🦧
Government
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Local and Community
Babies Prohibited from Crying on Water Street
At least there’s one place in town you can go and enjoy peace and quiet 👶
The XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers were stymied in an attempt to sneak into Raymond James Stadium, with plans to participate in the 2020 Outback Bowl between the Auburn Tigers and Minnesota Golden Gophers. “I thought it would be a good idea to get our guys some media exposure as well as some real game preparation,…
The Amazing Desdamona, widely considered Tampa Bay’s most accurate psychic, has predicted that the year 2020 will be very similar to the year 2019. “It’s going to be a very good year for some people, mostly people who had a very good year last year. Also same thing for people who had a bad 2019;…
In an effort to promote civility and decorum, Pinellas County government leaders have launched a new anti-profanity initiative. “It seems like we’re seeing folks directing more hostility and anger towards one another than ever before and we want to try to address that on a local level,” says county commissioner Pamela Rarebit. “I mean, we…
A Tampa couple is suing a popular security camera maker after discovering that their newly installed camera system had been broadcasting to the popular porn streaming website, PornHub. “I bought my wife this security camera to prove to her that I wasn’t wearing and stretching out her yoga pants while she was at work,” said…
While partying with some Antifa members in Ybor City, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders had a little too much to drink and blacked out. “I was discussing my policies with some of the young Americans who spend their time in Ybor City,” said Sanders who was nursing his hangover with a little hair of the dog.…
In a landslide victory which many are calling a pay-to-play contest, Florida Senator Rick Scott was declared the ‘Sexiest Politician’ at this year’s C-SPAN Awards. “It was an honor to be nominated, and an even bigger honor to win,” said Scott while accepting the award, speaking mostly to a crowd of aides for front runners…
Face it, out of any day this year, some libtard is going to try and wish you a Happy Holidays instead of keeping Christ in Christmas. Don’t let them get away with it! Use our handy guide to bring down any of their misguided talking points with your own passionate and misinformed soliloquy that is…
A man who tried to disguise himself as “The Ghost of Tampa Past” has been arrested for attempting to steal a package from the porch of a home in Seminole Heights. Gregory Baghonutz was apprehended in the act when Celeste Marzapan opened her front door just as he was picking up a box that had…
2019 was a magnificent year for cinema and filmophiles all around the world who couldn’t get enough cinephilia in their in lives. We here at Tampa News Force watched a majority of the new films in theaters when they came out, but we forgot to review them and share our opinion with you all. So…
Pope Francis has earned quite a reputation for himself as the forward-thinking, progressive head of the Catholic Church and sovereign of the Vatican. He first made headlines in 2014 with his controversial declaration that homosexuality is not a sin, and the Catholic Church should not oppress people based on sexual orientation the same way they…