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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
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Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
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Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
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Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Local and Community
12 Things to Make Tampa Better, from a Guy Who Just Moved Here
Tampa is a very nice city that can do a couple of small improvements to easily improve the quality of life for everyone who calls…
Chelsea Kuubler, a 16-year-old in Dunedin, hates environmental activist Greta Thunberg, but not for the same reasons that many people have for disliking the Swedish teenager. “I’m sick of all the attention my dad pays to her,” says Chelsea. “She’s all he ever talks about. Well, he mostly yells about her, but at least he…
A Tampa Heights stripper was caught selling her fake breasts for crack cocaine during a police sting operation. Barnetha Baily was recently released from her shift at Swingling’s Gentlemen’s Club, when she stopped at the overpass on Columbus, and attempted to cut her own breast implants out with a knife, to trade them for a…
The spiked seltzer water conglomerate, White Claw, is sponsoring a year-end bash at Blake’s house this weekend in celebration of his super-senior graduation from University of Tampa. “I spent many years patrolling the quad, checking out the hotties, and welcoming the newbs,” said Artie Basel, UT Spartan mascot and freshman favorite party connect. “I know…
In what is being called the best possible option for former New England Patriots wide receiver, Antonio Brown, the Tampa Bay Vipers have announced him as the newest player on the team. “It took a lot of convincing because Brown was an outspoken critic of the XFL,” says Marc Trestman, Vipers Head Coach. “The first…
Through a series of investigative journalism articles written by Paul Guzzo and published in the Tampa Bay Times, attention is now being paid to several ignored, forgotten and abandoned African-American cemeteries in and around Tampa that have been paved over and built upon. This is, at best, a negligent, highly disrespectful oversight and possibly something…
In a wildly fictional series of events, the city of Tampa collectively sold their souls in exchange for a new state-of-the-art Rays stadium, to be built by 2028, centrally located between downtown and Ybor. Through witchcraft and a combination of dark magic spells, local government officials were able to conjure a portal to the underworld,…
This past week, we shared a video about a bank robber who is still on the loose in the Tampa Bay area. This man is still wanted by the police and the reward for information leading to his arrest is currently $35,000. Since the video was published, police say the suspect shot and robbed a…
“Ok, I give up! The Christmas tree stays down!” I shouted at my cats, who couldn’t be bothered to give a flying fuck. This is the 17th time they’ve knocked down the Christmas tree since I put it up Black Friday. I didn’t even put the ornaments on the fake spruce before this band of…
There are a lot of diseases in the world, and a lot of them suck. However, Alcoholism is the best one. Reason being is alcoholism is the only disease where you get to drink booze all the time. John Jacobs, co-founder of Tampa News Force, had this to say: “I don’t drink often, but when…
Jeff Cleppers, an Oldsmar resident who has struggled for years to make a living as a clown who performs at children’s birthday parties is now booking himself as “Baby Yoda” and is so busy that he’s turning down offers. “It’s crazy how much people love that ugly little upright walking lizard,” says Cleppers, watching yet…