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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
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Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
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Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
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Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
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Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
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Babies Prohibited from Crying on Water Street
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Ty’s Pooles – Hillsborough County – Friday, 8.16.19 It is not standard practice here at Tampa News Force to offer unsolicited advertising in the form of a news story, but we recently found out about this swimming pool store north of Raymond James Stadium offering ridiculous discounts and it’s been a very hot summer here…
Seminole Hard Rock Casino – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 8.15.19 The Seminole Hard Rock Casino now features 24-hour arm wrestling tables, where gamblers can go against each other, or the dealer. Professional bodybuilders have been hired to arm wrestle on behalf of the casino. Odds are 1-1, so if you put up $500, you can…
Q-Zar – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 8.14.19 Laser tag conglomerate, Q-Zar has announced it’s new promotion, “AR-15 night,” granting patrons a free game, if they’re willing to donate their AR-15 rifle. What would normally be a $12.99 before tax, game of laser tag, will now be free courtesy of your AR-15 being decommissioned. “It was…
John F. Germany Public Library – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 8.13.19 What was once the John F. Germany Public Library in Tampa’s downtown district has now reopened as the John F. Germany Gender-Neutral Public Library, the first officially gender-neutral library in Tampa, and only the second in the state. There will be no more gender-restraints,…
Economist estimate that over 900 people are moving to Florida every day, and to those who decide to settle in the Tampa Bay, we would like to say Hello! For those thinking about moving here, check out or tips on how to make Tampa, Florida your new home. #5 Finding a Job Congratulations on deciding…
Tampa Civic Center – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 8.11.19 Mayor Jane Castor has dissolved what is labeled “The Wrestlers Initiative,” a civic defense measure consisting of assembling and mobilizing WWE wrestlers who live in the Tampa Bay Area in case of a local emergency. “I found this folder when I was cleaning out some old…
Benches are one of the most common seating options in Tampa Bay and today we are counting down the Best ones you can plant your butt on #5 Ybor City Benches These things are perfect for sprawling face down on when you’re drunk and need to throw up as the slats allow vomit to flow…
There are many Walmarts in the Tampa Bay area, and you’re probably fine with going to the one closest to you. But Tampa News Force believes there is always a number one and today we are counting down the best Walmarts around 5 – Dale Mabry and I-275 This Walmart has its own entrance immediately…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 8.6.19 People who have unusual names are offended by being mentioned for comedic effect in Tampa News Force articles and they want the independent media outlet to cease and desist that practice immediately. “It’s extremely hurtful and insensitive,” says Gunny Downyu, who was recently portrayed as Tampa’s Chief…
Palin Compound – Hernando County – Monday, 8.5.19 Spring Hill is about to be invaded by a wild pack of Alaskans. Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has secretly purchased a home in Hernando County and plans to move in today. “It’s getting so darn cold up North now, and after our home got damaged in…