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Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
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Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
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Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
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12 Things to Make Tampa Better, from a Guy Who Just Moved Here
Tampa is a very nice city that can do a couple of small improvements to easily improve the quality of life for everyone who calls…
Museum of Science & Industry – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 8.3.19 A local Tampa boy has fallen head-over-heels in love with a hologram of Mike Pence during a recent field trip to Tampa’s Museum of Science and Industry (MOSI). Stanie Wallace, 8, ran away from his field trip group to hang out in the Hall…
Tampa International Airport – Hillsborough County – Friday, 8.2.19 The Tampa International Airport has announced plans to begin the “Young Pilots Exchange Program” which will give young children who have shown interest in aviation the opportunity to take flight and pilot a real commercial aircraft throughout the month of August. The application process was part…
Steve’s House – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 8.1.19 A Tampa man is in critical condition after attempting to teleport himself into the future to visit the new Universal Orlando Resort. Lyan Myrassuf, a 19-year-old USF engineering student, got very excited when he heard the announcement that Universal was opening a new theme park. Myrassuf was…
Disney World – Orange County – Thursday, 8.1.19 Tampa teenager, Matthaus Washimton, thought his parents had forgot to pick him up from school today. “My dad said he was going to teach me how to drive one of these weekends when he’s not busy,” said Washimton. “I used the location share on my phone to…
Sulfur Springs Water Tower – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 8.1.19 Two of the hottest stars in the music world, Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes, have been spicing up their love life while on their trip through Florida. New reports show the famous pair, who were recently captured on cell phone video kissing in public, have…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.31.19 Meteorologist are warning Tampa residents to stay indoors after a dark psychic force was detected above Tampa. “I was tending to my own business when a group of elderly white men came up and started yelling at me to go back to my country,” said small business…
Pop n Son’s – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.31.19 Gary Obover had his breakfast at Pop n Son’s Diner ruined Sunday morning with the arrival of the Anderson family, specifically 15-year-old Danny Anderson, who tends to walk around with a stupid look on his face. “Jesus, look at this winner”, Obover said as the Anderson family waited…
Lowry Park Zoo – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.30.19 In an effort to become more environmentally friendly, the Lowry Park Zoo has removed all cages, giving all animals to roam freely with the guests. Birds, monkeys, tigers, rhinos, giraffes, snakes, and more are now completely accessible at all times, offering hands on experiences to anyone…
One Bus Place – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.30.19 Having completed their pre-season scouting reports on all 32 NFL teams, theologians agree that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have “a snowball’s chance in hell” of winning Super Bowl LIV, to be played in Miami next February. As bleak as that prospect seems taken at face value,…
St. Nicholas Church – Wesley Chapel The St. Nicholas Church of Westley Chapel has come under scrutiny after their pastor has started blessing patrons’ guns during his Sunday services. Deacon Klenn Michaels, the head pastor who has been preaching at St. Nick’s for over 15 years, just recently had the idea to begin blessing guns. …