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Recreational Marijuana in Florida Will Be on Ballot in November
Also, something about abortions. 🤷♂️
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Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
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Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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12 Things to Make Tampa Better, from a Guy Who Just Moved Here
Tampa is a very nice city that can do a couple of small improvements to easily improve the quality of life for everyone who calls…
Midtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 6.23.19 In a truly bizarre turn of events, a Hillsborough County 6-year-old has become the co-owner of a new Chinese buffet scheduled to open as part of the Midtown development on Dale Mabry. The upscale exotic dining experience will offer chocolate and cheese fountains along with crab soufflé.…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 6.23.19 In a move that should surprise no one, the business model employed behind the wildly popular downtown scooters is being adapted by another industry: human trafficking. “We’re obviously very excited,” said an obviously very excited Leopoldo Vbertz, corporate spokesman for People Movers (not to be confused with…
Tampa Convention Center – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 6.22.19 Journalists all across the bay have been trading places in a city-wide mass media anchor swap, a program which sends journalists from one station to another, giving them perspective on what the other channels are like and gaining valuable feedback which helps improve all outlets alike.…
Hillsborough Private Prisons – Hillsborough County – Friday, 6.21.19 A privately owned and operated prison in Florida is enacting new guidelines to discourage body shaming between the prisoners and guards. “I’m in here because I’m real bad,” said Rudy Pootie, “I used to get made fun of a lot, and it hurt my feelings, and…
International Mall – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.19.19 Tampa’s International Mall is getting ready for a multi-million dollar renovation that will see the first ever teen-focused Juul Lounge. “I’m excited,” said Tampa teenager Bittle Peehul, “I only get to smoke my Juul when my parents aren’t looking. Now whenever we go to the mall and…
Publix Deli – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.20.19 Guitarist and lead singer, Cole Schleemer, of the popular local metal band Gznxft was mortified to learn recently that his band’s name is not, in fact, excellent. “I’m mortified,” said Schleemer as he tuned his very expensive electric guitar, which was a weird thing to be doing…
Fat Smokes Cigars Ybor City – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.20.19 Fat Smokes in Ybor City has begun its ‘Little Wrappers’ annual summer youth program. The program teams up authentic cigar rollers with children to teach them how to hand roll cigars. “We’ve been doing this for many years,” said Emilio Porkcheez, one of the…
Warrior Games Tampa – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.19.19 In preparation for his upcoming work with the warrior games, Jon Stewart has become fully aware of Tampa News Force and completely supports their journey for the truth through satire. “I love these guys,” said Stewart. “I was jogging outside my hotel, and I bump into…
Sanctuary City Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.18.19 Rick Scott, the junior Senator from Florida who spent $83 million to get elected, is advising President Trump to allow him access to the detained children camps so that he may harvest immigrant children’s souls and extend his life meter. “I made my fortune defrauding Medicare…
SoHo Family Dollar – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.18.19 To address an overwhelming concern from local residents, Tampa officials announced that a new kill shelter will be opening to house several hundred juggalos who currently overrun many Tampa neighborhoods. “It’s about time we started doing something about this nasty, destructive and invasive species,” said SoHo…
Russian man wins TNF Comment Contest!