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Recreational Marijuana in Florida Will Be on Ballot in November
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Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
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Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
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Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
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12 Things to Make Tampa Better, from a Guy Who Just Moved Here
Tampa is a very nice city that can do a couple of small improvements to easily improve the quality of life for everyone who calls…
SoHo Family Dollar – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.18.19 To address an overwhelming concern from local residents, Tampa officials announced that a new kill shelter will be opening to house several hundred juggalos who currently overrun many Tampa neighborhoods. “It’s about time we started doing something about this nasty, destructive and invasive species,” said SoHo…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Monday, 6.17.19 One of downtown Tampa’s cultural centers, The Hub, announced big plans to release their own line of nicotine vape juice in an effort to reach a younger generation of cool people. “I don’t chain smoke cigarettes like I used to,” says retired schoolteacher Meggie Murkle. “The only…
Wat Thai Temple – Hillsborough County – Monday, 6.17.19 In an event that was closed to the public, the Thai Temple of Tampa held a Mortal Kombat style martial arts tournament last weekend, and based on reviews from guests who got the invite, it was quite a sight to behold. “It was absolutely amazing,” said…
Honey Moon Island – Tampa – Sunday, 6.16.19 Guinness World Records has announced that a local lesbian couple has overtaken the record for most nights eating out after dining at Tampa establishments every single night for the last 16 years. “We’re honored to receive this award,” said Sheryl Basketcase, as she held the hand of…
The Florida Aquarium – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 6.15.2019 A new summer promotion from The Florida Aquarium in Tampa’s Channelside District is getting some people wet with excitement. From now until the end of summer, The Florida Aquarium will allow free entry to anyone who shows up soaking wet. Getting caught in the Florida rain…
Modern Art Museum – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 6.15.19 Thousands of Tampa residents tuned into the NBA finals on Thursday night, only to be saddened by the reminder that Toronto has a professional basketball team and Tampa does not. While Tampa has a football team, a hockey team, and kind of a baseball team, many…
Selmon Expressway – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.13.19 Transportation providers are bracing for the impact of autonomous cars, but the vehicles themselves are expressing concerns about being on the road with Florida drivers. “I don’t want to leave this garage,” said a Tesla Model S that was charging up in my friends garage. I broke…
Plant City – Hillsborough County – Friday, 6.14.19 Reverend Patrick Boyle of Clermont’s Revival Baptist Church has kind of announced that today’s “Make America Straight Again” rally will be held at Tampa’s Curtis Hixon Park, unless that isn’t true. “We have to keep things on the down low, on account of sodomite protesters who might show…
Mons Venus – Hillsborough County – Friday, 6.14.19 The world famous gentlemen’s club, Mons Venus, has sponsored a NASCAR for an upcoming race. The car will dawn a custom-painted hood featuring the clubs logo, alongside a scantily clad woman on a pole. “It’s just what the sport needs,” said NASCAR development chair, Michael Hogan. “When…
Publix Lakeland Headquarters – Polk County – Thursday 6.13.19 A Publix whistleblower is claiming that the chain is preparing for one of the biggest sandwich giveaways in Florida history. “I’ve been waiting in line for this sandwich so long that I could have bought all the ingredients, gone home and made it myself with some…