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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
Conspiracy theory from the art world!
Sports
Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
Arts and Entertainment
Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
Are you excited to meet the new baby? 🦧
Government
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Local and Community
Babies Prohibited from Crying on Water Street
At least there’s one place in town you can go and enjoy peace and quiet 👶
The Florida Aquarium – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 6.15.2019 A new summer promotion from The Florida Aquarium in Tampa’s Channelside District is getting some people wet with excitement. From now until the end of summer, The Florida Aquarium will allow free entry to anyone who shows up soaking wet. Getting caught in the Florida rain…
Modern Art Museum – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 6.15.19 Thousands of Tampa residents tuned into the NBA finals on Thursday night, only to be saddened by the reminder that Toronto has a professional basketball team and Tampa does not. While Tampa has a football team, a hockey team, and kind of a baseball team, many…
Selmon Expressway – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.13.19 Transportation providers are bracing for the impact of autonomous cars, but the vehicles themselves are expressing concerns about being on the road with Florida drivers. “I don’t want to leave this garage,” said a Tesla Model S that was charging up in my friends garage. I broke…
Plant City – Hillsborough County – Friday, 6.14.19 Reverend Patrick Boyle of Clermont’s Revival Baptist Church has kind of announced that today’s “Make America Straight Again” rally will be held at Tampa’s Curtis Hixon Park, unless that isn’t true. “We have to keep things on the down low, on account of sodomite protesters who might show…
Mons Venus – Hillsborough County – Friday, 6.14.19 The world famous gentlemen’s club, Mons Venus, has sponsored a NASCAR for an upcoming race. The car will dawn a custom-painted hood featuring the clubs logo, alongside a scantily clad woman on a pole. “It’s just what the sport needs,” said NASCAR development chair, Michael Hogan. “When…
Publix Lakeland Headquarters – Polk County – Thursday 6.13.19 A Publix whistleblower is claiming that the chain is preparing for one of the biggest sandwich giveaways in Florida history. “I’ve been waiting in line for this sandwich so long that I could have bought all the ingredients, gone home and made it myself with some…
West Chase – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.13.19 In only 2 weeks, E-scooters have already overtaken love bugs as the most annoying thing happening in Tampa. The recently installed fleets of electric scooters have plagued the city, just as the love bugs did, however the scooters are even more intrusive and rage-inducing. Whereas you can…
Palma Ceia – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.13.19 In an alarming discovery out of the Hillsborough Observatory, it appears the ozone layer over Tampa Bay has been completely depleted. The hole in the ozone has been letting in extreme UV rays along with radiation and reduced gravity. Despite its severity, people are focusing on the…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.12.19 While pretending to listen to a packed room of angry citizens, Hillsborough County leaders announced their plans to make the highway worse for everyone. “We’ve been listening to the community complain about this monstrosity cutting through the middle of our city for many years now,” said Hillsborough…
There are millions of people in the Tampa Bay area, but there’s always room for more! These are the top 5 people we wished lived in Tampa: 5. Dog the Bounty Hunter 4. Lisa Leslie 3. Portia de Rossi 2. Tom Brady 1. The Cast of the Fast and Furious I’m gonna be honest folks.…