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Creative Loafing offers new Best of the Bay category they OBVIOUSLY want us to win
While you’re at it, go ahead and nominate ALL your favorite people and institutions. But mostly Tampa News Force!
Top Headlines
Breaking News
Fake news reporter celebrates 500+ stories published
John Jacobs, one of the head writers at Tampa News Force, is celebrating the milestone of over 500 articles published for TNF. To help him…
Journalist struggles with identity crisis
“I’m rich and I identify as rich, but I am stuck in a non-rich person’s body, so I am asking for donations to help me through this transition and buy this Burberry trench coat I really want.”
Target vandal Ethan Schmidt gets engaged at Ybor gay bar
Congratulations Ethan Schmidt! We couldn’t be happier for you!
Sports
The Rock offers Vipers back to Tampa Bay
XFL League Owner Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, with the full, enthusiastic backing of the City of Las Vegas, Nevada, has offered the league’s team franchise…
Rays decide to wrap up ‘23 season
Following a 4-0 win over the Detroit Tigers to open the 2023 Major League Baseball season, the Tampa Bay Rays have decided that they’re done…
Tom Brady has explosive diarrhea after eating bread
When do you think was the last time Tom Brady had a shit this bad? 💩
Arts and Entertainment
Clearwater performance venue enjoys brief period of having a cool name
What will YOU call this place when the name inevitably changes?
TOMORROW NIGHT: TNF Live! New monthly show debuts in Ybor City
After successful run at Tampa Fringe Fe,st 2023 Tampa News Force (TNF) Live! has been picked up as The Fringe Theatre’s first monthly show!
Creative Loafing offers new Best of the Bay category they OBVIOUSLY want us to win
While you’re at it, go ahead and nominate ALL your favorite people and institutions. But mostly Tampa News Force!
Government
Local and Community
Ghost of WWII vet killed in action glad his sacrifice was meaningful
“Say, that’s some mighty swell patio furniture you got there!
Tampa starts looking like London
The city of Tampa has started to look a lot like London, whether you’re ready for it or not. Theater shows popping up everywhere. Tube…
Child told to clean his room claims he’s “transcended chores”
The parents need to get on this kid’s level.
Talking to some folks at Metrocon at the Tampa convention center
LOOKS LIKE CALVIN HAS TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER UNRULY CUSTOMER ON TONIGHTS EPISODE OF PAWN SHOW!
BUY MY CARS!
From the makers of “Money” comes “The Down Under Diet!” Shed the pounds naturally, quickly!
These are some of the talks that TED rejected
Skeeter gets a lesson in tough love from a maximum security inmate
Storm 2017 is coming but Romeo is going to stick it out on the boardwalk. get his mixtape on Datpiff.
Like sharks? Like books? You should like Shark Books with Clark Brooks!
A young Freddy Kreuger putting himself out there. if interested, sorry!
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