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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
Conspiracy theory from the art world!
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Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
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Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
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Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
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Local and Community
12 Things to Make Tampa Better, from a Guy Who Just Moved Here
Tampa is a very nice city that can do a couple of small improvements to easily improve the quality of life for everyone who calls…
Tampa Information Center – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 6.8.2019 The Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) held a community meeting today to announce a new transportation initiative to cure Tampa’s Interstate 275 bottleneck and malfunction junction. “We’ve noticed that a lot of historic buildings, low-income housing and hipster-type restaurants are still up along the sides of…
Raymond James Stadium – Hillsborough County – Friday, 6.7.2019 The WWE has officially announced that it will host its first ever nude pay-per-view event at Raymond James stadium. All the wrestlers will be completely nude the entire night, body-slamming and pile-driving with an intimacy like never before. “It was a natural progression on our part,”…
Tampa is a city that gives everyone the chance to live the life they have always wanted, with no criticism. If you’re going to lie about your identity while you’re hanging out in Tampa, definitely do it at one of these places: 5. Strip Club These women don’t know you, they don’t know what you…
Ybor City – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.5.2019 Citing an extensive list of breweries and craft distilleries within driving distance from each other, Drink Time Magazine has named Tampa the best city in the world to get black out drunk. “I’ve gotten pretty messed up in plenty of towns, especially around Florida,” said Drink Time…
Tampa News Force Headquarters -Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.5.2019 In an unprecedented move, Tampa News Force has bought the Disney Corporation straight out with cash during a mob-style meeting that lasted about 30 minutes in the Deltona airport. “Let’s just say I had some compromising material against them!” Said Tampa News Force Shadow Owner, David…
Pensacola Town Hall – Escambia County – Tuesday, 5.4.2019 While leaving a town hall today, Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz was pelted by supporters with water ballons full of human and pig semen. “Any regular person who receives this kind of treatment would be outraged,” said Gaetz while licking some of the semen off his face, “But…
Tampa Science Center – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.4.19 Around 9pm last Friday night at the Tampa Science Center, local bioengineer technician Will Thrust discovered a potato. “I found a potato,” said Thrust. “He did,” said his lab partner, fellow chemical radiographer, Jet Presley. “We were walking out back, when Will tripped over something.” “Yea,”…
Woodland High – Hillsborough County – Monday, 6.3.19 A Hillsborough County teacher accidentally dropped a firearm in class today, shooting a student who turned out to be a school shooter. An 11th grade geometry teacher at Woodland High was in the middle of his third period lesson when his 44. Magnum dropped from the holster…
There are many times in life where we all need to learn to shut the fuck up, but today we want to go over the top 5 places that specifically call for people to shut the fuck up. 5. Comedy Shows If you’re at a comedy show, shut the fuck up. It’s not your time…
Key Largo – Monroe County – Saturday, 6.1.2019 Remember Luke Halpin? Neither do we! Anyway, here’s a picture of him. Luke Halpin was evidently in the hit TV show, Flipper. Apparently this is supposed to make me feel old, but honestly, I already felt old for watching a black and white TV show growing up. …