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Clearwater man anticipates huge tax break
Rodney Wyhyte of Clearwater plans to take full advantage of a new tax loophole created by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis in order to fight wokeness. ““What I have said is we have people that say under climate change, that gives them the right to regulate and control everything people do. And we reject that in…
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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…
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Rick Scott Tampa Office – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.26.19 After a recent hard knock to the head, Senator Rick Scott has decided there is more to life than having immeasurable wealth. “I found happiness through defrauding taxpayers with a Medicaid scam that made me a millionaire,” said Scott who used his fraud money to…
Teaser’s Gentlemen’s Club – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.25.19 Nebraska avenue strip club, Teasers, has earned the status of national historic landmark this week, making its structure safe from demolition, with a guarantee from the city to keep its architecture intact for at least another 200 years. Teasers, the unassuming local strip club which has…
Clearwater Beach – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 7.24.19 In response to numerous reports of people contracting flesh-eating bacteria at beaches along Florida’s west coast and how those reports could negatively impact the tourist industry, the state’s convention and visitors bureau is adding “fun” flavors to the Gulf of Mexico’s water. “Coming into contact with Necrotizing…
Florida Neighborhood – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 7.24.19 A sleepwalking cop in Pinellas County accidentally discharged his firearm towards a black child at 6:46 am in front of the boys’ home. Officer Gentle was in a sleepwalking daze, when he came across a young African American boy who was taking out the trash before school.…
Bayshore – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.23.19 Plans to expand the Tampa Bay are now underway, as a massive effort to widen the entire bay in every direction is now being considered very seriously by local government officials. The radical plan calls for an expansion of the Tampa Bay 100 meters in every direction, effecting…
Tampa Fairgrounds – Hillsborough County – 7.23.19 President Trump’s proposal for a fifth military branch, a “space force” is coming to fruition and will seek recruits at a job fair at the Florida State Fairgrounds Saturday. “People who aren’t astronauts shouldn’t feel intimidated,” said Space Colonel Joe Broey. “A military, be it an army division…
University of South Florida Media Research Labs – Hillsborough County – Monday, 7.22.19 Why did you click this link, didn’t you read the headline? Seriously go outside, there is no such thing as the USF Media Research Labs. To prove it, here is a Google Earth picture of USF: Many students complain about the commute…
The stars took a vacation for two weeks, but they are back and ready to add that extra spice to your life! REMEMBER: Mercury is in retrograde so take care of yourselves, folks! Leo Entering into the season of you, remember to live life without limits! The world is your toilet bowl. Virgo Sometimes what…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 7.20.19 Tampa’s experimental electric scooter program has, at best, had a rocky start. Between the lukewarm public response, growing safety concerns, and a general disregard for rules associated with the the scooters, it’s safe to say things could be going better. Perhaps the most widely overlooked guideline for…
University of South Florida – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 7.20.19 Stripping capabilities will now be factored into account for a new scholarship opportunity at the University of South Florida. Along with grades and extra curricular activities, students will now have the opportunity to showcase their stripping talents to a panel of USF professors, in an…