Posts Tagged ‘abortion’
Tampa Man Not That Mark Robinson
Mistaken identity can be a real problem.
Read MoreTop Places to Get an Emergency Abortion in Florida
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Read MoreFlorida Women to Legally Be Considered Property
Hey fellas, are you looking to get one of these things? 👶
Read MoreNon-aborted baby wins lifetime achievement award
A well-deserved honor! 🏆
Read MoreFlorida Bans Pregnant Women from Traveling Out of State
Better have your paperwork in order, ladies
Read MoreRick Scott Touts New Abortion Alternative
“Today life wins!” Said Senator Rick Scott in a speech to supporters. “Sweet precious, delicious life.” He added, followed by a direct message to women seeking abortions. “If you are thinking of having an illegal abortion, call me and I’ll show up to eat your fetus.” Senator Scott then provided his personal cell phone number.…
Read MoreSupreme Court Justice Kavanaugh stops cleaning out fleshlight
Through the Freedom of Information act, a schedule of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanugh’s recent visits to the urologist have been released. The nature of the visits are protected by HIPAA but through an exclusive interview with an employee of the office who wished to remain anonymous, it seems the early draft of the now…
Read MoreAbortion bar opens in Seminole Heights
A new establishment in South Seminole Heights named “Suckers” has opened, touting its option for woman to receive an abortion while they have a drink at the bar. “The ladies sit right at the counter, and while they enjoy one of our fresh squeezed alcoholic daiquiris, below the counter we have certified medical professionals sucking…
Read MoreRick Scott Accused of Hoarding Aborted Fetuses
As the Florida legislature readies its Texas-style abortion law, Senator Rick Scott has announced plans to purchase an abortion clinic just to close it. “We are going to shut this abortion clinic down,” said Senator Scott while licking his lips aggressively. “This isn’t about my body, my choice. This is about killing delicious…I mean precious…
Read MoreNew Florida Abortion Law to Include Exemptions for Wealthy Residents
Following in the footsteps of the Texas law banning abortions after the detection of a fetal “heartbeat”, Florida lawmakers today unveiled similar legislation that restricts access to abortions after 6-weeks unless the abortion recipient comes from a wealthy family. “This law will protect unborn children who require a chance at life!” Screamed Janet Blandy, a…
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