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Lightning to play exhibition game in Afghanistan

Afghan Exhibition

National Hockey League Commissioner Gary Bettman announced that the two-time defending Stanley Cup Champion Tampa Bay Lightning will be playing an exhibition game against the Philadelphia Flyers in Afghanistan next week. “We’ve all seen the agonizing footage recently and it’s utterly heart-wrenching. What can we as a professional North American sports league do for those…

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Taliban to Open Embassy in Tampa

Taliban Embassy

To celebrate a new partnership with the United States, the Taliban will open their first of many planned embassies in Downtown Tampa. “After 20 years of fighting, we want to move away from this never-ending war with a positive militant religious message,” said Taliban leader Haibatullah Akhunzada during our meeting in a random cave in…

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