Posts Tagged ‘amalie arena’
Amalie Arena management may take drastic steps in response to Lightning skid
Desperate circumstances require desperate measures
Read MoreClearwater performance venue enjoys brief period of having a cool name
What will YOU call this place when the name inevitably changes?
Read MoreJake Paul set to fight Obama pardoned Turkey at Amalie Arena!
YouTube internet sensation turned professional money grab boxing douche, Jake Paul has his sights set to gobble up some serious Pay-Per-View profits this holiday season. Often criticized for his startling, if not obvious cash grab boxing matchups, some sports aficionados say Paul (25) is a complete tool bag mommy cuck who can’t or won’t fight…
Read MoreLightning to wear special edition reverse-hetero jerseys tonight
The Tampa Bay Lightning will wear their brand-new, special edition “reverse-hetero” uniforms tonight in their game against the Carolina Hurricanes at Amalie Arena. “We already have a Pride Night every season that brings out the dumbest remarks from the stupidest people. We figured this would be a good way to engage… and enrage… those idiots,”…
Read MoreNew park opens in downtown Tampa
Tampa’s latest downtown park has opened at the corner of Morgan Street and Channelside Drive, across the street from Amalie Arena. “Communication Park” occupies approximately two square yards of greenspace near the new Water Street development district and is dominated by a large round metal sculpture titled ‘COMMUNICATION’. “We think the art sends a powerful…
Read MoreLocal rando opens for Kendrick Lamar
Some random dude opened for rapper, songwriter, and record producer Kendrick Lamar, frequently cited as one of the most influential artists of his generation, at a concert last night at Amalie Arena in Tampa. The guy directly called the arena yesterday and asked to open for the 14-time Grammy Award winning artist in town as…
Read MoreLightning goal horn sounds prematurely again
At last night’s NHL Eastern Conference Final game between the Tampa Bay Lightning and New York Rangers, which the Lightning won 4-1 to even the best-of-seven series at two games apiece, the goal horn went off after a shot from Lightning defenseman Jan Ruuta went wide of the net at the 14:50 mark of the…
Read MoreAndreychuk statue tired of being molested
The statue of former Tampa Bay Lightning captain and NHL Hall of Famer Dave Andreychuk near the entrance to Amalie Arena has had enough of being touched inappropriately without consent. “Thousands of people pass by me every week and most of them are respectful and polite. They’ll stop and take pictures with me and I’m…
Read MoreSt. Pete sailor claims knowledge of mysterious shipwreck
A St. Petersburg man who goes by the name of Salty Rick is claiming that he has knowledge of a ship that nobody has ever heard of sinking in Tampa Bay over a century ago. We met him at the makeshift maritime museum in what was once the game room at his beach bar and…
Read MoreBunch of idiots stand in line for no reason
Right now, there are a whole bunch of idiots standing in line at Amalie Arena, waiting for the doors to open at 6pm prior to tonight’s Tool concert. Some of these idiots have been in line since yesterday morning, when it was raining with temperatures in the low 40s. You can drive by right now…
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