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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Unveil Assless Uniform

By Chingy Lopez | April 7, 2020
New Assless Uniform Unveiled by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Citing the fact that the next NFL season will be played exclusively through an advanced VR version of Madden NFL on a couple PS5’s linked together with a LAN cable, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers unveiled their newest uniforms with the surprise addition assless pants. “The latest VR technology requires electrodes to be placed all over…

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Bruce Arians Quits Buccaneers Head Coaching Job

By John Jacobs | May 30, 2019
Bruce Arians Quits his job

One Buc Place – Tampa – Thursday, 5.30.19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians has quit his coaching position suddenly amongst frustrations citing, “Lack of comprehension from the team on every level,” and “General unhappiness and anger.” “These boys don’t want to play!” Shouted Arians from the back of a golf cart. “I draw…

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