Posts Tagged ‘baseball’
Little League team forced to practice in secrecy
The Palma Ceia Little League Minor B Rangers have gone into hiding to practice for the upcoming season due to the DeSantis administration’s recent efforts to suppress Black history education initiatives. “I don’t think it necessarily qualifies as Black history,” said Rangers head coach Greg Sanders. “But I guess you really can’t be too careful…
Read MoreAngry God expected to rain out minor league baseball game
God, the revered, reviled, feared, ineffable, unpredictable and misunderstood supreme Christian deity, is very angry that the Tampa Tarpons have a female manager, according to a self-appointed human spokesperson. “The Almighty takes a dim view of this kind of abomination,” said Delores Shtiffy of Seffner, referring to Rachel Balkovec, the first female manager in the…
Read More32 Billionaires come together to raise $1m dollars for workers they put out of work
“We figured since we’re the ones who are keeping these people from doing their jobs, the absolute minimum, very least we can do for them is donate an amount of money that sounds like a lot because it ends in ‘illion’,”
Read MoreMajor League Baseball to commemorate first “normal” spring and summer in three years by not playing
“Baseball Is Fun”, said Rays outfielder Brett Phillips, “But this isn’t fun at all, yet it is very much baseball being baseball at its most baseballishness. I guess I should start selling t-shirts that say ‘Baseball Is A Paradox’. Like Schroedinger’s Cat.”
Read MoreFirst woman manager in professional baseball history will get start in Tampa
The New York Yankees have announced that the manager of their class-A affiliate, the Tampa Tarpons, for the upcoming 2022 season will be Rachel Balkovec, making her the first woman to manage on a full-time basis in professional baseball. Previously, Balkovec served as a hitting coach in the Yankees organization, beginning with the 2020 season.…
Read MoreTNF Baseball Giveaway!
Join two genuine Tampa News Force personnel – NOT John Jacobs – to watch a baseball game! We have four extra tickets – GOOD ASS SEATS, FRONT ROW BEHIND HOME PLATE! – for the game between the Dunedin Blue Jays and Lakeland Flying Tigers Baseball Team this Thursday, July 22nd, 6:30 pm, at the TD…
Read MoreToronto Blue Jays to play 2021 season in Tampa
The Toronto Blue Jays have announced that they will play the entirety of the upcoming 2021 Major League Baseball season in Tampa, following the lead of the NBA’s Toronto Raptors. “With the ongoing pandemic and the Canadian travel restrictions in place as a result, we just think this is the right thing to do”, said…
Read MoreRays New Stadium Approved
Rays New Stadium Approved The Tampa Bay area finally has an approved plan for a new baseball stadium. The stadium will be an iconic and unique floating stadium on Tampa Bay. The plan was announced this morning at a press conference at Major League Baseball’s headquarters. Sports fans all over the Bay Area are breathing…
Read MoreTampa Bay Rays Forced to Limit Seating Capacity to 150%
The Tampa Bay Rays had a unit of sunshine cast upon them in the form of good news. With the fate of the entire baseball season in doubt amid negotiations between the millionaire players and billionaire owners, The MLB and MLB Players Association have dugout an agreement. Despite heated arguments, a worldwide pandemic, and their…
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