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Little League team forced to practice in secrecy


The Palma Ceia Little League Minor B Rangers have gone into hiding to practice for the upcoming season due to the DeSantis administration’s recent efforts to suppress Black history education initiatives. “I don’t think it necessarily qualifies as Black history,” said Rangers head coach Greg Sanders. “But I guess you really can’t be too careful…

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Angry God expected to rain out minor league baseball game

God, the revered, reviled, feared, ineffable, unpredictable and misunderstood supreme Christian deity, is very angry that the Tampa Tarpons have a female manager, according to a self-appointed human spokesperson.  “The Almighty takes a dim view of this kind of abomination,” said Delores Shtiffy of Seffner, referring to Rachel Balkovec, the first female manager in the…

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TNF Baseball Giveaway!

TNF Baseball Giveaway

Join two genuine Tampa News Force personnel – NOT John Jacobs – to watch a baseball game! We have four extra tickets – GOOD ASS SEATS, FRONT ROW BEHIND HOME PLATE! – for the game between the Dunedin Blue Jays and Lakeland Flying Tigers Baseball Team this Thursday, July 22nd, 6:30 pm, at the TD…

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Toronto Blue Jays to play 2021 season in Tampa

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The Toronto Blue Jays have announced that they will play the entirety of the upcoming 2021 Major League Baseball season in Tampa, following the lead of the NBA’s Toronto Raptors. “With the ongoing pandemic and the Canadian travel restrictions in place as a result, we just think this is the right thing to do”, said…

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Rays New Stadium Approved

Rays New Stadium Approved The Tampa Bay area finally has an approved plan for a new baseball stadium. The stadium will be an iconic and unique floating stadium on Tampa Bay. The plan was announced this morning at a press conference at Major League Baseball’s headquarters. Sports fans all over the Bay Area are breathing…

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Tampa Bay Rays Forced to Limit Seating Capacity to 150%

The Tampa Bay Rays had a unit of sunshine cast upon them in the form of good news. With the fate of the entire baseball season in doubt amid negotiations between the millionaire players and billionaire owners, The MLB and MLB Players Association have dugout an agreement. Despite heated arguments, a worldwide pandemic, and their…

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