Posts Tagged ‘black lives matter’
4 white guys solve racism
Terry Galway, Evan Mephisto, Kreeger Brunswick, and Terry Galway Jr. have solved racism after talking about it for a little while in the clubhouse of Alabaster Pass Golf Club in Pasadena, Wisconsin. “If everyone just dates interracially, then within 1 generation, every child will be mixed.” Said Galway Jr. confidently, with one hand on the…
Read MoreNFL boycotters really mean it this week, for real, seriously
As the Tampa Bay Buccaneers prepare for their home opener against the Carolina Panthers later today, people boycotting the NFL are planning to intensify their efforts. “We’re longtime football fans but the NFL has betrayed us by supporting the Black Lives Matter thug movement and we are committed to making a statement to let them…
Read MoreSt. Pete men change minds on controversial issue after argument
Dan Widworth of St. Petersburg has changed his opinion on an extremely divisive social issue following an intense argument with Rob Birdley, a man he met at a local restaurant Friday afternoon. “I was minding my business, eating a cheeseburger at El Cap when I heard this guy running his big, dumb mouth,” says Widworth.…
Read MoreTampa City Councilman Charlie Miranda seeks bargains for upcoming budget
Councilman Charlie Miranda was observed perusing a coupon flyer from Publix during Wednesday’s annual budget presentation meeting of the Tampa City Council. Cory Weckerle, speaking on behalf of Black Lives Matter, was addressing the council meeting which was held on-line. During his remarks, Weckerle said, “…if you have the political will and we have the…
Read MoreTampa street mural artist feels disrespected
“I’m annoyed,” says artist Krystov Malig. “I’m also insulted.”
Read MoreJuneteenth tribute attempt misses mark
A group of women identifying themselves as “The Girls From Work” tried to pay tribute to Juneteenth with a karaoke performance at Glubber’s Pub in Clearwater Friday night. By all accounts, the effort fell short. “We go out for karaoke every Friday night after work, as a way of unwinding after a hard week,” says…
Read MoreNew Science Proves All Lives Don’t Matter
A millennium-long study on the value of human life out of the University of Go Hurt Yourself has released its findings, and the conclusive evidence has proven that all lives, do not in fact, matter. By measuring one’s social and financial contributions, cross-referenced with humanitarian interaction and the generality of positive and negative in the…
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