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Buccaneers Sign Every Team’s #1 Receiver

All the receivers

Tampa, FL– In an impressive flurry of trades, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have acquired the top receivers of the other 31 National Football League teams. “It’s going to take some creative formations to get them all involved,” Head Coach Bruce Arians said. “But we’ll figure it out.” Arians envisions Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Davante Adams…

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Buccaneers season uncancelled after 31-17 win

Bucs beat Carolina 31-17

Following the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 31-17 defeat of the Carolina Panthers at Raymond James Stadium on Sunday afternoon, plans to cancel the team’s season after a season opening loss to the New Orleans Saints last week have been rescinded. “As you are all aware, last week was a devastating emotional loss as Tom Brady was…

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Unveil Assless Uniform

New Assless Uniform Unveiled by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Citing the fact that the next NFL season will be played exclusively through an advanced VR version of Madden NFL on a couple PS5’s linked together with a LAN cable, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers unveiled their newest uniforms with the surprise addition assless pants. “The latest VR technology requires electrodes to be placed all over…

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