Posts Tagged ‘Buccaneers’
Bucs winless with Antonio Brown in lineup
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers lost to the New Orleans Saints 38-3 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Sunday night. It was the first game in a Bucs uniform for newly signed receiver Antonio Brown. The Bucs were terrible and remain winless (0-1 on the season and 0-1 in franchise history) with Brown in the line-up.…
Read MoreBucs hold off ironically named opponent
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the New York “Giants” (giggle, snicker) 25-23 on Monday night at MetLife Stadium which is in New Jersey (snort, chuckle). it was the 700th game in the history of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers franchise and is also the first time since the NHL lockout of 2004 that the team is…
Read MoreBuccaneers beat Raiders, move to 5-2, remain worst team in Tampa Bay
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated the Las Vegas Raiders 45-20 at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada this afternoon. With the win, the Bucs remain in first place in the NFC South Division, improving their record to five wins and two losses less than halfway through the 2020 season, which is the same number of…
Read MoreObscure, forgotten Tampa Bay professional sports franchise has a very good day
The day after the Tampa Bay Rays won their second American League Championship and just a few weeks after the Tampa Bay Lightning won the NHL’s Stanley Cup, some folks calling themselves the Buccaneers defeated a group of Packers from the Bay of Green 38-10 in a game observers refer to as “football”. Apparently through…
Read MoreBrady scores TD on opening drive, joy erupts everywh… Oops, he just threw an interception and depression sets in
Tom Brady scored a touchdown on a two-yard run, capping a nine-play, 85-yard-drive to give the Tampa Bay Buccaneers an early lead in the season opening game in New Orleans. We’re going to go undefeated and win the Super Bowl. Then he threw an interception in the second quarter that the Saints eventually converted into…
Read MoreBucs sign ghost of Lee Roy Selmon
In a press conference earlier today Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht confirmed the team is currently in talks with the spirit of former Buccaneer and crosstown expressway namesake, Lee Roy Selmon, to replace Todd Bowles as Defensive coordinator in an obvious effort to once again shock the city by negotiating yet another seemingly impossible placement…
Read MoreTampa Bay Buccaneers Unveil Assless Uniform
Citing the fact that the next NFL season will be played exclusively through an advanced VR version of Madden NFL on a couple PS5’s linked together with a LAN cable, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers unveiled their newest uniforms with the surprise addition assless pants. “The latest VR technology requires electrodes to be placed all over…
Read MoreTom Brady Signs Three-Game Deal with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
While the sports world was shocked at the announcement that Tom Brady will be leaving the New England Patriots, new details have emerged from the historic contract that will see the famous quarterback play only three games with the Buccaneers. “We offered him $30 million for the whole season, but Tom told us that wouldn’t…
Read More’76 Buccaneers preparing to celebrate Vipers first win
Much like members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins, who went 14-0 and beat the Washington Redskins in Super Bowl VII to become the only modern day NFL team to go undefeated in the regular season and win a championship, members of the 1976 Tampa Buccaneers are proud of their legacy, losing their first 26 games…
Read MoreBucs and Jameis Winston announce new charitable effort
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, their star quarterback Jameis Winston and every team the Buccaneers play have come together to launch a new charitable initiative: INTs 4 INfanTs. From now on, every time Jameis Winston throws four interceptions in a game, the Buccaneers will purchase a perfectly healthy newborn baby and award it to a lucky…
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