Posts Tagged ‘Bucs’
Super Bowl inspires terrible Tampa Bay band
The Buccaneers making it to Super Bowl LV has many Tampa Bay residents fired up, including one particularly awful local band. “Any time a team makes it to the Super Bowl, bands in that team’s town write and record an anthemic hype song for fans and players to rally behind”, says Corey Slinkter, front man…
Read MoreBrady executes handoffs precisely, leads Bucs to 46-23 win over Panthers
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the Carolina Panthers 46-23 in Charlotte, North Carolina, Sunday afternoon. “I don’t believe I’ve ever seen anybody give the ball to some other guy better than Tom Brady did today”, said head coach Bruce Arians. “That’s why he’s the greatest of all time.” Brady, who also went 28-for-39, with 341…
Read MoreArians demands recount from last Sunday’s game
“WE WON THIS GAME BY A LOT!”
Read MoreBucs winless with Antonio Brown in lineup
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers lost to the New Orleans Saints 38-3 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Sunday night. It was the first game in a Bucs uniform for newly signed receiver Antonio Brown. The Bucs were terrible and remain winless (0-1 on the season and 0-1 in franchise history) with Brown in the line-up.…
Read MoreBuccaneers Sign Every Team’s #1 Receiver
Tampa, FL– In an impressive flurry of trades, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have acquired the top receivers of the other 31 National Football League teams. “It’s going to take some creative formations to get them all involved,” Head Coach Bruce Arians said. “But we’ll figure it out.” Arians envisions Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Davante Adams…
Read MoreBucs sign ghost of Lee Roy Selmon
In a press conference earlier today Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht confirmed the team is currently in talks with the spirit of former Buccaneer and crosstown expressway namesake, Lee Roy Selmon, to replace Todd Bowles as Defensive coordinator in an obvious effort to once again shock the city by negotiating yet another seemingly impossible placement…
Read MoreTom Brady Signs Three-Game Deal with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
While the sports world was shocked at the announcement that Tom Brady will be leaving the New England Patriots, new details have emerged from the historic contract that will see the famous quarterback play only three games with the Buccaneers. “We offered him $30 million for the whole season, but Tom told us that wouldn’t…
Read More’76 Buccaneers preparing to celebrate Vipers first win
Much like members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins, who went 14-0 and beat the Washington Redskins in Super Bowl VII to become the only modern day NFL team to go undefeated in the regular season and win a championship, members of the 1976 Tampa Buccaneers are proud of their legacy, losing their first 26 games…
Read MoreTampa News Force endorses Martin Garmatica for Buccaneers Ring of Honor
Every year, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pay homage to someone, usually either a former player or coach, who distinguished himself and brought glory to the team with his efforts by inducting him into their Ring of Honor. This season, former cornerback Ronde Barber will become the 13th member of the Ring of Honor, joining Lee Roy…
Read MoreNew postseason athletic banquet standards delay Bucs banquet
One Buccaneer Place – Tampa – Thursday, 1.17.2019 Following Monday night’s reception for the national college football champion Clemson Tigers at the White House, which consisted of hamburgers from fast food chains McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King, caterers have been forced to temporarily postpone the Tampa Bay Buccaneers postseason banquet. “After the team went 5-11…
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