Posts Tagged ‘comedy’
Tampa comedian dies trying to write perfect topical joke
Tampa stand-up comedian Glenn “Glizzy” Werthers, best known for his persistent efforts to get everyone to call him “Glizzy”, was found dead in his apartment yesterday, the victim of an apparent, very specific form of writer’s block. “We see this sometimes when writer’s block is really severe. The writer’s brain will literally explode,” said Hillsborough…
Read MoreTNF Editor loses huge stockpile of amazing comedy
Larry Inkvein, a lower level editor with the Editing Division of the Editorial Department at Tampa News Force, has apparently lost hundreds, maybe dozens, of brilliantly written, hysterically funny comedy news articles due to being an inattentive dumbass. “Ah, fuck,” he said. “Apparently when I was scheduling those beauties, I inadvertently dated them for 2022…
Read MoreMan famous for cancelling people gets cancelled
Donovan Menendez “Canny” Cancelero, a 45-year-old dog breeder who rose to fame by publicly cancelling people on his Etsy page has been cancelled himself after word got out that he’s a necrophiliac of animals. “Donovan cancelled me for leaving an 8% tip on my Steak-N-Shake meal, so to get back at him I did a…
Read MoreSecret society member almost gets in trouble
A rookie TPD officer is making headlines after processing Jeremiah Rothsfather, a well known high-ranking member of a wealthy, elite, powerful, secret organization. “What a rookie idiot, he had no clue!” Laughed officer Perry Ramirez, partner of the rookie officer who has asked to remain unnamed due to impending doom. “He’s going to be whacked…
Read MoreBabies #MeToo politicians who kissed them
A group of babies led by one child prodigy who is able to speak and communicate with other babies despite being only 3 months old, have begun cancelling the politicians who have kissed them against their will at campaign rallies. “Just because our parents have held us out towards the politicians does not imply consent.”…
Read MoreMouthy broad who slandered Tampa Bay returns to presumably destroy what’s left of our self esteem
Amy Schumer, who is credited as an author, comedian and actor for no reasons other than that she writes books, performs stand-up comedy and acts in movies and TV programs, has two shows tonight at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Event Center at 6:30 and 9:30, during which she will undoubtedly continue her…
Read MoreTop Five Self-Defense Tactics For Local Comedians
This list is intended specifically for comedians currently practicing their craft in the Tampa Bay Area. That doesn’t mean non-comedians and/or non-local residents can’t read it, just that those people might not get any value from it, unless they’re planning to attack a local comedian at some point and want to see what they might…
Read MoreLocal comedic geniuses unable to reach consensus on 50 Cent joke
Three of Tampa Bay’s best up-and-coming humorists have reached an impasse over what is officially the best “50 Cent is fat” joke. Curtis James Jackson III, better known by his stage name 50 Cent, appeared at the Super Bowl LVI halftime show, performing his signature hit song “In da Club”. Mr. Jackson, or Mr. Cent,…
Read MoreTampa News Force official 2021 holiday gift guide
It’s holiday season once again, when you disappoint your loved ones with the things you buy for them instead of your actions and life choices, like the rest of the time. In an ultimately futile effort to minimize the damage you’re going to incur/cause, we proudly present the 2021 edition of the Tampa News Force…
Read MoreBrady honed White House comedy chops at Tampa Bay open mics
“What a great experience”, said Brady. “Really effective means of practicing. Nobody was there so there was no pressure. And some, not all, of the comics were very supportive and helpful. I’ll definitely do this again when we win next year’s Super Bowl, Ooops, I mean ‘IF’ we win next year! Ha ha!”
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