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DeSantis deflects criticism of his handling of COVID resurgence

DeSantis kickin' ass

In spite of cases of COVID-19 rising once again in the state of Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis remains defiant of any kind of public safety restrictions or mandates. Yesterday at a press conference in Tampa, he responded directly to criticism that he is not making the situation a top priority. “It is very important that…

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DeSantis comes his pants during Covid test

Governor Ron DeSantis prematurely ejaculated into his pants Wednesday morning while getting his nose swabbed for a Covid-19 test. He then farted loudly and turned to the press cameras and went “oopsies!” This coming only shortly after he recently came his pants while giving an impassioned speech on television about, “how everyone got it wrong,…

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