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Rick Scott invades family’s home via Hocus Pocus 2

Failing to heed a warning from Jamie Gooch of Troy, Texas, a family in West Tampa now has Rick Scott infesting their home. “A worst case scenario is: you unleash hell on your kids and in your home,” said Ms. Gooch, referring to ‘Hocus Pocus 2,’ the sequel to the cult Disney favorite currently streaming…

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DeSantis proposes re-animated corpse of Anita Bryant as replacement for Mickey Mouse

Anita Bryant

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is proposing a possible compromise in the ongoing strained relationship between his office and The Walt Disney Company. “Maybe there’s room for a quid pro quo,” he said. “Maybe if they do something, I’ll do something.” What he’s suggesting is that the entertainment conglomerate that operates Walt Disney World, arguably the…

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Disney maintenance workers injured updating Hall of Presidents


In what is being referred to as ‘an unfortunate incident’, two employees at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom in Orlando were suffered injuries this morning while working on a refurbishment of the popular theme park’s Hall of Presidents exhibit. “We always try to maintain the highest standards of safety for the sake of our guests…

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Tampa Teen Sad His Parents Went to Disney Without Him

Parents visit Disney without kids, have a great time

Disney World – Orange County – Thursday, 8.1.19 Tampa teenager, Matthaus Washimton, thought his parents had forgot to pick him up from school today. “My dad said he was going to teach me how to drive one of these weekends when he’s not busy,” said Washimton. “I used the location share on my phone to…

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Tampa News Force buys Disney

Tampa News Force Buys Disney

Tampa News Force Headquarters -Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.5.2019 In an unprecedented move, Tampa News Force has bought the Disney Corporation straight out with cash during a mob-style meeting that lasted about 30 minutes in the Deltona airport.  “Let’s just say I had some compromising material against them!” Said Tampa News Force Shadow Owner, David…

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