Posts Tagged ‘Disney’
DeSantis ready to move on, if Disney is into it
Are you ready to go back to The Happiest Place on Earth?
Read MoreRick Scott invades family’s home via Hocus Pocus 2
Failing to heed a warning from Jamie Gooch of Troy, Texas, a family in West Tampa now has Rick Scott infesting their home. “A worst case scenario is: you unleash hell on your kids and in your home,” said Ms. Gooch, referring to ‘Hocus Pocus 2,’ the sequel to the cult Disney favorite currently streaming…
Read MoreSt. Pete man disappointed that “Gus” is virtually ignored at Walt Disney World
Phillip Softmoss of St. Petersburg visited the Walt Disney World theme park in Orlando for the first time last weekend and was dismayed that he could find nothing related to his favorite Disney film, “Gus”. “How? How is that possible?” he lamented. “It’s easily the best film Disney has ever made, a cinematic achievement that…
Read MoreDeSantis proposes re-animated corpse of Anita Bryant as replacement for Mickey Mouse
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is proposing a possible compromise in the ongoing strained relationship between his office and The Walt Disney Company. “Maybe there’s room for a quid pro quo,” he said. “Maybe if they do something, I’ll do something.” What he’s suggesting is that the entertainment conglomerate that operates Walt Disney World, arguably the…
Read MoreDisney maintenance workers injured updating Hall of Presidents
In what is being referred to as ‘an unfortunate incident’, two employees at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom in Orlando were suffered injuries this morning while working on a refurbishment of the popular theme park’s Hall of Presidents exhibit. “We always try to maintain the highest standards of safety for the sake of our guests…
Read MoreTampa Teen Sad His Parents Went to Disney Without Him
Disney World – Orange County – Thursday, 8.1.19 Tampa teenager, Matthaus Washimton, thought his parents had forgot to pick him up from school today. “My dad said he was going to teach me how to drive one of these weekends when he’s not busy,” said Washimton. “I used the location share on my phone to…
Read MoreTampa News Force buys Disney
Tampa News Force Headquarters -Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.5.2019 In an unprecedented move, Tampa News Force has bought the Disney Corporation straight out with cash during a mob-style meeting that lasted about 30 minutes in the Deltona airport. “Let’s just say I had some compromising material against them!” Said Tampa News Force Shadow Owner, David…
Read More