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New downtown Tampa public transportation option proposed

Downtowner

Ever since The Downtowner ceased operation in downtown Tampa on April 30, visitors and residents have been without an inexpensive rideshare option for short trips. “Until now, bitches!!”, said Maximus Uberlyfter, owner and CEO of XXTreme Rydez, before screaming, “Gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi! Gow! Gow! Gow!”, like Steven Tyler in ‘Dude…

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Least Pleasant Downtown Tampa Activities

Least Pleasant Downtown Tampa Activities

There are a number of things to do in downtown Tampa that are not enjoyable. The city is something of an engineering marvel in that most of these disagreeable pursuits are directly related to one another. The kind of synchronized inconvenience, lack of amenities and implications of potential menace required to be so unpleasant takes…

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Millennial Bar Opens in Downtown Tampa

Millenial Bar opens in Downtown Tampa

Hotel District – Hillsborough County – Monday, 5.20.19 To compete with the Gen X bar phenomena, a new millennial themed bar has opened, featuring various items from the childhood of a millennial. While Gen X showcases things like a giant pile of TV’s with a Super Nintendo connected, just like we all had, the millennial…

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