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Dunedin bails on the whole ‘Scotland’ thing


Following a 4-1 vote by the Dunedin City Commission last night, the city has decided to discontinue their long association with Scotland. “That’s enough already,” said Mayor Julie Ward Bujalski. “Visitors didn’t understand it and locals seemed to be getting tired of it. So, that’s that.” “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gaelic language. Plaid. Bagpipes,” said Commissioner…

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Mayor Castor bans golf carts for all city employees

Golf Carts

As the City of Tampa begins to search for a new chief of police in the wake of former chief Mary O’Connor’s resignation, Mayor Jane Castor is adding a stringent new guideline applying to all city employees. “No more golf carts,” she said. “No owning them, no riding in them, using them to play golf.…

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Dunedin man suffers brain trauma over time change

Doug Beadle of Dunedin suffered a significant brain injury this morning, trying to understand Daylight Savings Time which ended early Sunday morning. “I was fine; in fact, I felt great after that extra hour of sleep last night,” he said from his bed at Mease Dunedin Hospital. He was sitting at his kitchen table at…

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Dunedin woman loves Mexico and Mexicans today

Cinco de Mayo

Stephanie Ragnarok of Dunedin gets excited on May 5th every year and this year is no exception. “It’s Cinco de Mayo, baby!” she said. “Party like a chihuahua! Mexican civil war! Wooooo!” Cinco de Mayo is a yearly celebration held on May 5, which commemorates the anniversary of Mexico’s victory over the French Empire at…

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Local tree’s life suddenly a nightmare, due to image of Jesus

Local tree

A tree in a quiet residential neighborhood off Pinehurst Road in Dunedin is suddenly the subject of unwanted attention because of what looks like the image of Jesus Christ appearing in its branches. The tree, a Florida Sugar Maple, is perplexed. “It’s not like I’m a new tree; I’m not a sapling. I’ve looked like…

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TNF Baseball Giveaway!

TNF Baseball Giveaway

Join two genuine Tampa News Force personnel – NOT John Jacobs – to watch a baseball game! We have four extra tickets – GOOD ASS SEATS, FRONT ROW BEHIND HOME PLATE! – for the game between the Dunedin Blue Jays and Lakeland Flying Tigers Baseball Team this Thursday, July 22nd, 6:30 pm, at the TD…

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Dunedin theatre company casts summer show


“We are thrilled to welcome two new, supremely-talented performers to the GLMBDT family, both of whom moved here specifically to star in our big summer show!”, said Glen Hibley, artistic director for the venerable, local performing arts/all-you-can-eat crab legs buffet institution.

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Dunedin man gifts newlywed couple with social media

Shared Facebook account

Eric Schnuntz of Dunedin has presented a joint Facebook account to his best friend Danny Malgloon as a wedding present. “I consider myself something of a web designer and a social media expert”, said Schnuntz. “So what better gift could I give than something I create that is free?” “It’s something they can work on…

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