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Local film to get dark-and-gritty reboot

Plane Train Reboot

“Plane Train,” the beloved 2018 film produced by Tampa News that was featured at the Dunedin International Film Festival, is being rebooted by Warner Brothers Studios with a different, more violent storyline and different, more violent movie stars. “It’s time,” said James Cameron, the director attached to the project. The original “Plane Train” was a…

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Mike Myers seeking MCU franchise character

MCU Myers

Canadian actor, comedian, director, producer and screenwriter Mike Myers is looking for a Marvel Comics character he can play in a series of Marvel Cinematic Universe films for the next several years. “Out of all the characters created by Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and others, there has to be at least one whose super power…

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Academy of Motion Pictures replaces Will Smith with Tampa pornographer

Local Porn

Local pornographer Scummo Johannsen has been granted membership to the prestigious Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, the organization that presents the Oscar Awards every year, due to Will Smith resigning his membership. Johannsen, who produces low-budget porn that he shoots in a rented self-storage unit on Waters Avenue with local amateur performers, expressed…

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DeSantis to star in big budget, sci-fi biopic

Dunce

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will star in a new film being shot in Tampa, about Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. “It’s the story of how I singlehandedly saved Planet Florida”, he said. “It’s called Doontz!” “He’s mispronouncing the title, but yeah”, clarified Joe Hambrush, one of the film’s writers and producers. DeSantis went on to excitedly…

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Casting of movie man didn’t plan on seeing anyway pisses him off

Wicked

Andrew Gilverstench of St. Petersburg is seriously upset about the recent announcement that Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande are set to play Elphaba and Glinda in the film adaptation of the popular Broadway musical “Wicked”, even though he’s never had any interest in ever seeing it. “What?!?”, he said. “No! No! No! No! No! No!”…

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Tampa News Force writer to star as Fred Mertz in ‘I Love Fred’

Fred Mertz

It was announced Friday that Clark Brooks, a writer and Senior Supreme Executive Premium Content Editor for Tampa News Force, will star as Fred Mertz in ‘I Love Fred’, a movie based on the supporting character played by William Frawley from the 1950s sitcom ‘I Love Lucy’, starring Lucille Ball. The movie will be co-directed…

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Netflix to release new Shaq film

Kazaamilton

Netflix has announced that a new film starring NBA Hall of Famer and TNT commentator Shaquille O’Neal is currently being filmed in Tampa and will be available on the video streaming giant’s platform soon.

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TNF presents “Jesus Talks”

Jesus Talks

Fresh off last night’s premiere of Tampa News Force’s fourth film “Jesus Talks”, starring John Jacobs, at the 2021 Dunedin International Film Festival, here’s the film itself in its entirety. Enjoy!! You’ll probably recognize several locations as well as a number of Tampa Bay Area performers in this completely independently produced film, because we’re sincere…

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