Posts Tagged ‘florida hurricane’
3 Signs You’re Not Ready for a Hurricane
As hurricane season rears up again, it’s good to know if you’re ready for a hurricane or not. Here are 3 signs you may not be ready. 3. Your legs are exposed If you’re wearing shorts, or walking around in just underwear, you are not ready for a hurricane. Your legs will get wet and…
Read MoreHurricane washes thousands of ballots on St Pete Beach
The ballots are from numerous states all over the country, with a specific instructional note attached to many reading “Make sure these Republican votes never see the light of day” Signed with the initials JB and KH.
Read MoreNational disdain for Florida already at Category 4
As Hurricane Isaias (formerly Tropical Cyclone 9) approaches Florida, nationwide intolerance for the Sunshine State’s buffoonery is at a dangerously high level. Isaias had 60mph winds as of 5AM Thursday morning, with the center off the southwest coast of Puerto Rico. Various computer models were still unable to determine a clear, definite path for the…
Read MoreBREAKING: STORM 2017!
Storm 2017 is coming but Romeo is going to stick it out on the boardwalk. get his mixtape on Datpiff.
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