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Adam Johnson signs exclusive deal for HSN show
Adam Johnson of Parrish, who has gained some notoriety recently for his participation in the insurrection at the Capitol Building in Washington DC on January 6th, has been given his own show with the Home Shopping Network. HSN producers say the St. Petersburg-based television network owned by the Qurate Retail Group, which also owns catalog company Cornerstone…
Read MoreGovernor DeSantis appoints official Florida Man
“I am sick and tired of all the stupid ‘Florida Man’ jokes’, said DeSantis at a press conference held at Skipper’s Smokehouse in Tampa yesterday afternoon.
Read MoreCemetery not found underneath Best Buy
The Best Buy located on North Dale Mabry is officially the only structure in Tampa that is not located on top of an abandoned cemetery, studies concluded. After a full infrared scan of Tampa, it was discovered that every single plot of land contained a forgotten cemetery, complete with caskets and corpses. “It’s amazing, because…
Read MoreTampa Bay’s “Man of the Year” is just not a piece of crap
Reggie Svelverson of Pinellas Park has been named “Man of the Year” by the Tampa Bay Awards Department company, based entirely on the fact that he isn’t a huge, steaming piece of crap. Doug Plook, one of the voting members of the committee says, “Every year for the last few, it’s been getting harder and…
Read MoreTampa lawyer surprised no one has sued TNF
Maggiano’s – Hillsborough County – Monday, 8.5.19 Frederico Gorliani, a local Hillsborough county lawyer, has been avidly commenting to his friends about how surprised he is that Tampa News Force has not yet been sued by any of the companies they mention in their fake news articles. “I’m just honestly blown away.” Gorliani said. “I’ve…
Read MoreMan missing since Gasparilla found alive in Port-O-John
Gulfport Port-O-John Center – Pinellas County – Monday, 2.25.2019 Missing USF student and Gasparilla celebrant, Brandon Chisney, has been found safe and sound in a portable toilet at an arts festival in nearby Gulfport. “I had a tent at the festival, displaying my various pieces featuring stuffed sea birds nailed to driftwood”, says the man…
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